If you were an animal, what would you be?

• I would be an frog, because i have big eyes.

If you were really famous, you would be famous for...

• Loving the rat pack so much that I tried to bring Frank back to life

If you were the richest person in the world, what would you spend your money on?

• Bean, electronics, recreational activities and fun science projects

If you were a school lunch, what would you be?

• I would be a hot, deep dish pizza with crunchy crust and tons of pepperoni and garlic powder

If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

• Taco Bell

If you could change your name, you would change it to...?

• Alfredo Velasquez

If you could change one thing about the way you look it would be...

• My huge jew nose and owl eyes (OK so two things, sue me)

If you had to listen to one song for the rest of your life it would be...

• I've got a crush on you by Frank Sinatra

If you had a baby boy you would name him...

• John Karl Van Vynck

If you had a baby girl you would name it...

• Arabella Sofia Van Vynck

If you could shop at one store only it would be...

• Probably Best Buy or Staples or something, maybe K-Mart or Wal-Mart

If my life were a movie it would be called...

• John - The Life of a Weirdo

If i had a rock band it would be called...

• Stick and the Twigettes

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

• Telekineses because nobody fucks with a guy who can move things with his mind

If there was one thing in this world you could stop what would it be?

• Biting my god damn nails

If you were a bird, where would you fly to?

• Ac-apulco Baaaay!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

• Amsterdam, Netherlands

If you could name a town, what would you call it and what state would it be in?

• Perkins, Wyoming

If you were a desert what would you be?

• The one in New Mexico, I don't know what it's called

If you could own any sports team, what team would you choose?

• Prolly the Mets, then I'd give them to my dad

If you could make one wish, what would you wish for?

• Anarchy in the U.S.A

If you had a purple cat, what would you name it?

• Gideon McGodrick Esq. III

If you could bring someone back to life, who would it be?

• FRANCIS ALBERT SINATRA

If you could change your birthday, what day would you make it?

• Prolly March 11th to match my bean!

If you could change anything about your life, what would you change?

• I would change my slightly below average intelligence to the highest in the entire world!!1!