Whats your Dads name?

• John Karl Van Vjnck.

Whats your Moms name?

• Patricia Elaida Van Vjnck.

What is your name?

• John Karel Van Vjnck.

Where were you born?

• Fayetteville, North Carolina.

At what time?

• 7:00 PM.

What was the date?

• October 27, 1994.

What were your measurements?

• I was a fat korean baby.

Any complications?

• Not that I know of.

Do you have any siblings?

• I have one stinky stister.

If so, name and age...

• Samantha, 25.

Where did you live?

• North Carolina, South Carolina, Alaska, New York, Pennsylvania.

What was your first word?

• Probably yes.

What was your favorite toy?

• Buzz Lightyear 4 lyfe.

Did your eye color change as you grew older?

• Not that I know of, I think it was always a hazelish-brown.

The Day-Care Days...

Where did you go to daycare at?

• Some place in Alaska.

Who were your first friends?

• John Michael Clagg, Justin Clagg, Tommy Pickles.

Did you ever get yelled at?

What was your favorite kiddie food? Were you a mommys or daddys kid? Elementary school...

Who were your first best friends? What did you excell in? What did you plain out suck in doing? Were you the teachers pet? Any specific memories of those early days? Did you have a favorite lunch? Whole or chocolate milk? Who ended up continually being your best friend? Did you eventually excell in different subjects? Did you still suck at those earlier mentioned subjects? Did you take art projects home for you Mom? Ever have a secret admirer on Valentines Day? What did you usually do during recess? Did you ever fail, or be held back a year? Ever have a kiddie boy/girl friend? Did you play truth or dare? Did you ever play spin the bottle? Who was your 1st kiss? What was your nickname? Did you have enemies? Here comes high school...

Where did you attend high school? Who were your continual best friends? Did you have a new favorite lunch? What teacher did you hate? What teacher was pretty cool? Ever cry yourself out of trouble? Were you ever picked on? Did you buy or bring your lunch? Did you have any restaurants in your cafeteria? Was ever a parent-teacher meeting assigned? Did you fail any classes? Did you ever get detention? For what? Did you ever have in school suspension? For what? Did you ever have out of school suspension? For what? Did you ever get expelled? What the heck for? Did you graduate from high school? Or currently attending? Who were your best friends throughout? What high school stereotype were you? Have you ever been arrested? For what? Have you ever had a ride in an ambulance? Did you take swimming classes? Who was your first girl/boy friend? When did you lose your viriginity? When did you first have sex? Did you ever go to dances, formals, proms? Who was part of your crew? Any field trips in HS? Did you sleep a lot during class? How often did you go to the nurse? Ever get caught cheating? Ever destroy any of school property? Do you smoke? Do you get high? Ever get drunk? What was your first drink of alcohol? Graduate! Whats happening!

Ever participate in a bonfire? Go to parties? Go to clubs? Who are you most keeping in touch with after your graduation? Plan on going to college/institute of sort? Can you drive? Any things against you-- DUI, etc.? Ever get in a car accident? Do you have any mental illnesses? Do you have any physical disabilities? Do you still live at home? Are you an introvert? Or, are you an extrovert? Have you ever been thrown out of your parents house? Ever get caught doing drugs by a parent/relative? Ever get caught having sex by anyone? Do you have any pets? Can you play an instrument? Do you have any other talents? Who are your current best friends? Where do you typically go on vacation? Where do you want to live? Any foreign traveling? What ethnicity are you? Do you fit into any stereotype? What section of stores do you most shop in? Have you ever delt drugs? Ever sold anything you really loved just because you were broke? What is your most prized possesion? Do you have a favorite relative? Who? Has their been any recent deaths in your family? Do you work? If so, what is your position & where? Did you ever get fired? From where? Did you ever quit? From where? Do you lie on applications? When was your last doctors appointment? What for? Any in the future? Do you live in a house, apartment, dorm, mobile home? Your perfect mate...

Are you straight, bisexual, or gay? Are you bicurious? Do you have a current lover? Whats their name? Are you really in love? Is it just for the sex? Are you promiscuous? Do you have any kids? Who was the last person you broke up with? Does your family approve of your current (or previous) ...lovers? Where do you go grocery shopping? Where do you go clothes shopping? Where else do you like to shop? What beer is your favorite? What wine is your favorite? What about champagne? Do you have a favorite liquor? Do you have a favorite mixed drink? How much are you willing to pay for a descent, in-style T-shirt? How much are you willing to pay for a descent pair of jeans? What about descent pair of sneakers? Do you consider yourself broke? Do you still play board games? Do you still play video games? Have you ever...

Been drunk in public? Been stoned in public? Participated in an orgy? Participated in a threesome? Stole something? Killed anything? Injured someone? Really hurt someones feelings? Been on the news? Been a piracy warrior? Been in a band? Been a mentor or tutor? Broken any bones? Been hospitalized? Had surgery? Laughed at someone who was different, etc.? Ever been identified as a racist? Ate something and immediately puked in back up? Had hangovers? Wet yourself? Had a crush? Been boy crazy? Lived through suicidal attempts? Lost any bestfriends? Gotten in trouble with the police? Been to a Grateful Dead concert? Almost died? Overdosed on anything? Been spooked out of a house? Tell us your favorite...

Meal? Snack? Fast food? Form of alcohol? Favorite soft drink? Pizza topping? Foreign food? Ice cream flavor? Color? Vehicle of all time? Song? Artisit? Musician? Band/Singer? Instrument? Style house? Drug? Book? Magazine? Section of Newspaper? Teacher? Mentor? Actor? Actress? Comedian? Comedienne? Relative? Animal? Pet? State? Country? Town/City? Logo? Commercial? TV show? Late-night show? Talk-show? Reruns? Season? Day of the week? Time of the day? Passtime? Sport? Team? Player? Form of transportation? Subject? Controversial issue? President? Celebrity? CD/Album? Hmm...

Democrat or Republican? Pro-Choice or Pro-Life? For or against Same-Sex marriage? What do you think about the transgender community? What about tattoos? What about piercings? Do you own a car? Do you have your own place? Do you have any kids, if so- what are their names? What would you like to physically change about yourself? Do you hate any of your family/relatives? Who do you most missed that died? Would you ever change your name? To what? Do you have any funny, memorable stories? Do you have any awful, unforgetable stories? Your current looks...

Hair color? Hair length? Hair style? Eye color? Glasses or contacts? Pale, Fair, Tan? What kinda build do you have? How tall are you? About how much do you weigh? Are you beefy or lanky? Do you have any piercings? What about tattoos? What is your dressing style? Who do you have a current thing for? Do big feet really mean anything? Do you like Cherries? What do you usually do when adults arent around? Who do you wish you could erase as being a past friend? Would you ever kill someone to save Your mom? Have you ever been a victim of any sort of abuse? Have you any addictions? Do you wish you were single? Will you ever get married? Do you want a transgender, neo-hippie friend? What was the grossest thing that ever happened to you? What was, honestly, the sickest thing you have ever seen online? What do you wish you could take back from playing truth/dare & spin bottle? Would you ever make-out with someone of the same sex? Would you ever go on Fear Factor? Do you have a fetish of any sort? Do you have a sex toy or accessory of any sort? Where do you shop online most often?