• How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

I would be 7 and a half; a big boy.

• Which is worse, failing or never trying?

Failing, too embarrassing.

• If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

Because the rich capitalist bastards of the world stole all the money with which to do said activities.

• When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

Yes, I'm a man of words, rather than actions.

• What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?

Everyone is so rude and focused and they all have sticks up their booties. I'd like to make everyone polite and kind to eachother and chillaxed.

• If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

The kind where I do whatever I want all day every day.

• Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?

Right now a little of both.

• If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?

I already be married and have had like 3 kids or something.

• To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?

To no degree have I done so, up until recently that is.

• Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?

Doing things right, I don't like when I do things wrong because I get yelled at.

• You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do?

Smack a h**.

• If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

Don't poop where you eat.

• Would you break the law to save a loved one?

Of course, who wouldn't? The law isn't thicker than blood.

• Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?

I guess, but I've pretty much consistently seen creativity in all the awesome things I did/made.

• What’s something you know you do differently than most people?

I like to poop naked.

• How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy?

Because not everyone enjoys spending time with their soulmate; fortunately I do.

• What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What’s holding you back?

Be in a successful band; college and my little wife. But of course I would always take my love over the band.

• Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?

Yes my hands are starting to get sweaty and cramped.

• If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?

Either California or New Mexico; I like the desert and the open blue skies.

• Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

No, once is sufficient.

• Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?

I AM a joyful simpleton married to a worried genius.

• Why are you, you?

Because I am, me. There's no one else to play the part.

• Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?

Weird, insane, quiet and stupid? Sounds about right.

• Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you?

The latter, because at least if he/she moves away there's still communication involved.

• What are you most grateful for?

My family, my darling, my life.

• Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?

That's a toughie, I'd say lose my old memories. Even though it would be unbelievably hard to deal with, I still have so many more memories to make. Plus by the time I'm old I'll probably have forgotten all my old ones anyway.

• Is it possible to know the truth without challenging it first?

In certain circumstances I don't see why not. If I am alive, then I am alive. There needn't be a challenge for that I'd say.

• Has your greatest fear ever come true?

I'm not really sure what my greatest fear is just yet.

• Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now?

Well, 5 years ago I was 13. What the hell does a 13 year old have to be upset about?

• What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?

When I learned to ride my bike I guess, I don't really remember much anymore. It's special because it's one of the few I do recall.

• At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?

Just the other day actually, my love and I made sweet delicious and sumptuous whoopy on my bed.

• If not now, then when?

In a few minutes.

• If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose?

Whatever it takes to get you there.

• Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever?

I'd say Anna, but we've actually had conversations that were the best conversations ever.

• Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?

Because humans are fucking stupid and worship a book.

• Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?

No, it is entirely subjective.

• If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?

YES OMFG YES.

• Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?

The latter, I enjoy doing things, just not stupid boring things.

• Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?

Doing listography and wanting to go to sleep while Anna takes a million years with her answers? ;D Oh yeah.

• When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in?

What an oddly phrased question. But nearly every day of my life.

• If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?

That's terrible to think about. I'd hug and kiss my parents, sister, Koda, of course Anna Marie, then Phil and John and aunt Rebecca and Jeff Jones.

• Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous?

I'm already extremely attractive, don't touch any of my decades.

• What is the difference between being alive and truly living?

Having a purpose.

• When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right?

When you feel it in your epiglottis.

• If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?

Because people will always fucking yell at you no matter if you've learned from your mistake or not.

• What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

I don't really think I'd do much differently, I'm not really afraid of judgement in the respect.

• When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?

Just now I became aware of it.

• What do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love?

Bean, fam, playing guitar, eating, sleeping, afterpoop.

• In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday? What about the day before that? Or the day before that?

No, I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night. I legitimately have to try really hard to remember.

• Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you?

Well misa-misa, some are mine and some are my parents'.