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Personal
1-How are you?
- Good
2-Post a picture of yourself.
- No
3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?
- Yes, Liam Neeson and Morgan Freeman
4-What is your entire name?
- John Karel Van Vyncklestein
5-How old are you?
- 18
6-Age you get mistaken for:
- 17
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
- Scorpio yes it fits me well
8-What did you do on your last birthday?
- Bean slept over I think
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?
- Gain a few pounds
10-What is your hair color?
- Dark brown/black
11-Have you ever dyed your hair?
- Nein
12-What is your eye color?
- Brown/hazel
13-If you could change your eye color, would you?
- Perhaps
14-Do you wear contacts/glasses?
- Yes, glasses
15-Your opinion about your body and how confortable you are with it:
- Too skinny and no I am not comfortable with it
16-Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body?
- No that's weird I'm a dude
17-Say 8 facts about your body:
- No. 8 is a weird ass number therefore I refuse to answer this question
18-Do you have any tattoos?
- No
19-Do you have any piercings?
- No
20-Left or right handed?
- Lefty 'til I die muh' fuckuh'
21-What’s your sexual orientation?
- Straight as can be
22-Do you drink?
- Occasionally, fluids are essential to survival
23-Do you smoke?
- Nein
24-Do you have any pets?
- Jawhol, meine hund, Koda.
25-Where do you work?
- I am currently unemployed
26-Something you are working on right now:
- This listography
27-Do you have any “rules” about food?
- It can't touch, juices from other foods can't mix with dry foods/juices from other foods, absolutely NOTHING can be soggy.
28-Where are you from?
- North Carolina, Alaska, New York, Pennsylvania.
29-What would you say is your best quality?
- My unrealistic optimism
30-What do you think you’re really good at?
- Breathing
31-What do you think you’re really bad at?
- Being lively at night
32-What talent do you wish you’d been born with?
- Intelligence
33-Are you a bad person?
- Yes, ich bin eine arschloch
34-Are you nice to everyone?
- I try to be
35-Say 3 facts about your personality:
- I am calm and docile
- I am quiet and ponderous
- I HATE social interaction
36-Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
- Don't know don't care
37-What is your ideal bed? Why?
- One of those new badass aerating Tempur Pedic gel bead beds
38-Did you wake up cranky?
- Nope, slept like a boss
39-Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
- No but my wife does
40-What do you think about the most?
- Bean
41-Share 2 habits:
- Nail biting
- Getting naked when pooping
42-What you want to be when you “get older”?
- Pharmacist beyotch
43-What are your career goals?
- Make at least $70,000 a year to support my new family
44-What is your ideal career?
- Pharmacist, chemical engineer, some kind of scientist
45-Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
- Not really
46-Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
- Nearly every day
47-Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
- I tried to once as a child but we never really worked out
48-Say 10 facts about your room:
- It is a basement
49-Do you have any phobias?
- Spiders, heights, babies, people my own age, parties, presentations
50-Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
- No but I would like to go one day
51-Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?
- Sulfa
52-Ever broken any bones?
- I believe I fractured my ankle once
53-Ever come close to death?
- A few times
54-Things you like and dislike about yourself:
- I like my fast metabolism and optimism, I like that I can make cool
things from random household objects. I dislike nearly everything else55-A random fact about yourself:
- I cannot raise my right eyebrow
56-What are three things most people don’t know about you?
- I believe I have some form of social anxiety
- I also believe I have some type of ADHD
- I can move my pectorals up and down at will like that big black guy
57-An unknown fact about your life:
- See above ---^
58-Share something about yourself others might think is weird:
- I poop naked
59-Five weird things that you like:
- The sound of paper and plastic crinkling from a computer
- Shaving random parts of my body
- Laying blankets over the heater and snuggling with them after
- My prickly beard a day or two after I've shaven
- That feeling you get on roller coasters
60-Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this?
- Probably not
61-Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
- A few
62-Describe yourself in one word/sentence:
- Thin
63-A quote you try to live by:
- "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. That's god-damn right."
64-Leave me a compliment:
- Eat shit and die
Favorites
65-What is your favorite thing to do?
- Sleep and munch and be with Anna
66-What’s your favorite color?
- A deep grey
67-What’s your favorite band/singer?
- Francis Albert Sinatra
68-What’s your favorite movie?
- Either The Shawshank Redemption or The Road
69-What are your favorite books?
- Room or The Road
70-What is your favorite quote and why?
- "They do catch you with it, you don't know me. You mess with my name we never do business again, not for shoelaces or a stick of gum, ya' hear?"
71-What is your favorite word?
- Perfunctory
72-What is your least favorite word?
- Ugly
73-What is your favorite type of food?
- Italian or Spanish/Puerto Rican
74-Your favorite ice cream?
- Chocolate with peanut butter/mousse chunks
75-What’s your favorite animal?
- Probably dogs
76-Dogs or cats?
- Either or
77-Describe your favourite texture:
- Very soft and smooth, like a balloon filled with flour or Anna's cheek
78-What is your favorite flower?
- Hydrangea
79-What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex?
- Anything that doesn't smell gross, but I particularly like the Bath and Bodyworks sprays Anna wears
80-What is your favorite season?
- Spring
81-What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?
- Iceland, The Netherlands, Switzerland, Italy, Russia
82-What are four things you can’t live without and why?
- Food, water, shelter, and air because, well, they're necessary.
83-Which mythological creature are you most like? Why?
- Whatever Mr. Tumnus is, I feel like I could jive with the goat legs
84-What’s your favorite television show?
- Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Pokemon, Walking Dead, Through the Wormhole, Awake
85-Favorite place to shop at?
- www.amazon.com
86-Say 2 facts about your favorite things:
- I like finding new shows to watch
- Reddit is the bee's knees
Opinions and beliefs
206-Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now?
- Always full! Optimist 4 lyfe.
207-Do you believe in fate/destiny?
- I believe in life.
208-What you wish for on 11:11?
- 11:12
209-Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm?
- Not really, if I had one it would probably be Beano
210-Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
- I believe in other lifeforms, not little green men. I know there is life elsewhere in our massive universe, we just have yet to discover it.
211-What is your religion, if any?
- I am a deist; God is the watchmaker, all that jazz.
212-Would you go against your moral code for money?
- Depends on what moral I am breaking and for how much.
213-What’s more important to you: strength of the body or strength of the mind?
- Equality of the two.
214-How important you think education is?
- Pretty damn important, especially nowadays.
215-If you were the president, what would you do?
- Be the funniest effin' president ever.
216-If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
- Intolerant rednecks and one-sided religious nut jobs.
217-Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial?
- Yes, the thought should always be taken into consideration.
218-If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
- Rob a store at gunpoint and impregnate my wife.
219-Which tv/movie character do you most identify with and why?
- Jessie Pinkman from Breaking Bad, because he's funny and goofy and never really understands what's happening.
Feelings and Others
220-Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early?
- 'Murica is the ProcrastiNATION
221-Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance:
- NO.
222-Say 5 things you love unconditionally:
- Bean
- Lovins
- Skyrim
- Famz
- Taco Bell
223-What motivates you in life?
- Bean and family
224-Something that you’re proud of:
- My wife :)
225-Five words/phrases that make you laugh:
- Pudding
- Imagine my surprise
- Over yonder
- Hark
- Pennyfarthing
226-Share the story of something that makes you smile:
- The first time my wife and I introduced our lips to eachother.
227-Something you always think “what if…” about:
- I died right now, what would happen?
228-What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
- I used to enjoy sleeping, but my damn alarm clock ruined that once I started high school.
229-Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life:
- I accidentally took my shirt off in the middle of the hallway in elementary school.
230-Something/someone that you miss:
- Sleeping in
231-Are you over your past?
- I can hardly remember what I had for dinner last night, let alone all the important things, so yes I am over it
232-What is your saddest memory?
- I am a bit too tired to be able to recall
233-One of the hardest moments in your life:
- When I had to leave John Michael in Alaska
234-Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
- Yes, many things
235-What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
- Skinnydip
236-What was your most embarrassing moment?
- I have had far too many to list just one
237-Share one of your fears/insecurities:
- Spiders and my twig body
238-Something you’re currently worrying about:
- Math, college, weight, sleep, intelligence, food.
239-Have you done something you regret very much?
- Too many things
240-If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be?
- OH JESUS TOO MANY THINGS
241-Does anyone hate you?
- I am sure there's a congregation.
242-Do you hate anyone?
- I have a bingo book of people I plan on assassinating at some point, yes, why d'you ask?
243-Are you good at hiding your feelings?
- Moderately
244-What’s something you hide about your personality?
- I conceal my oddities around strangers
245-How do you approach social situations?
- Unbelievably awkwardly.
246-Are you a social or an antisocial person?
- Antisocial every day of the year #serialkiller
247-Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
- Introvert every day of my life
248-Do you care if people talk badly about you?
- Nope
249-How do you deal with criticism?
- I ignore it
250-How you hope your future will be like?
- Happy and filled with Beans! (And little mini Beans)
251-What’s something that scares you about the future?
- Getting a decent job
252-Five items you lust after:
- PS4
- XBOX 720
- Sodium Acetate Anhydrous
- Copper Sulfate
- Morgan Freeman
253-One thing you’re excited for:
- Life
254-Describe the most terrifying/strangest/beautiful dream you’ve ever had:
- It would literally take years to recount all the strange dreams I have had, especially in as much detail as is needed.
255-Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
- Hermione Granger in Harry Potter
256-Who is your celebrity crush?
- Emma Watson <3
257-Make a confession:
- I like turtles
Music, movies and books
175-How often do you listen to music?
- Every morning, 6AM I wake up to the musical genius that is Francis Albert Sinatra! Ol' Blue Eyes 'till I die.
176-What kind of music you like?
- Oldies, post-hardcore, indie, folk, 80's and 90's rap
177-Do you like to dance?
- When in good company, yes
178-What was the first concert/show you attended?
- The Devil Wears Prada at The Croc Rock in Allentown
179-Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
- You Make Me Feel so Young - Frank Sinatra
Reminded me of Bean :)))180-Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past:
- Beautiful girls all over the world! Ain't got nothin' on youuuu baybeh
181-A song that’s been stuck in your head:
- "By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird
The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds! You!
- Tupac - So Many Tears
- The Ink Spots - When the Swallows come back to Capistrano
- Dean Martin - Who's Sorry Now?
- Dean Martin - Memories are Made of This
- Tupac - Holla At Me
- Of Mice and Men - Second and Sebring
- Dean Martin - Don't Let the Stars get in Your Eyes
- Dean Martin - That Lucky Old Sun
- Biggie Smalls - Everyday Struggle
- Dean Martin - Studio Chatter "Baby It's Cold Outside" Intro
183-A book you want to read/have recently read:
- Want to read How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) by Ann Coulter
- Have read Room by Emma Donoghue
184-Describe your dream library:
- Sadistic and mind bendingly creepy fiction.
185-Last movie you just watched:
- Rango
186-You like watching what type of movies?
- Comedies, psychological thrillers, action/adventure
Situations and crazy things
187-You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done?
- A wolf paw in my left armpit
189-What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for?
- Public urination
190-If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be?
- Equality 7-2521 from Anthem by Ayn Rand
191-You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?
- Bean! DUH.
192-If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- Either the Holocaust or the use of fossil fuels as a primary fuel source
193-If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
- Sulfur because I smell very bad like farts
194-If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
- The year when I am old and have to get my first prostate exam O.O
195-You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
- Nun-chucks; AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH BITCH
196-If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
- Intensely massive and unbelievably dangerous, probably illegal and unsafe but still really cool
197-What is the first curse word that comes to mind?
- Twat
198-What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be…
- Anna's Halloween party? I think, I'm not exactly a party goer. The next "party" will probably be prom if it counts
199-Halloween costume idea?
- 1920's silent movie characters; skin painted grey and dressed in awesome 20's clothing
200-What are you supposed to be doing right now?
- I am supposed to be doing something other than this?
201-Currently wanting to see anyone?
- My Beano's reaction to her surprises!
202-Why you follow me?
- Because listography fun
203-If you met Morgan Freeman what would you do?
- Die.
204-Leave me a ridiculous question:
- Who invented the washing machine??!!11!
205-Leave me a cute message:
- Cute message
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