My Anti-Bucket List:

• Go on the Demon Drop/ Power Tower
• Try steak tartare
• Write a book
• Do the Banana + Sprite Challenge
• Own a dog (how could i have been so cruel?!)
• Talk about or get involved with politics
• Get drunk
• Have an obsession with chocolate (eww)
• Drive around in a minivan
• Become a vegetarian
• High stake gamble
• Smoke a cigarette
• Be a surgeon (i just can't handle it)
• Be a dermatologist (nasty)
• Be an obstetrician/ midwfe (nasty)
• Do meth
• Wear Crocs (they're so frkn ugly)