- SIMPLEST WAY EVER IS TO KILL HER USING MY RELIABLE THOUGHTS. I'm just like Bella. She can't read my mind! Even if she's all perfect like Edward Cullen, she still wouldn't be able to read it. I'm safe. But its corny really. All you gotta do is imagine then she dies. There's no more thrill to it so I will think of other scenarios :))
- GET TO KNOW HER. Well Duh. I need to find her weakness before planning morbid ways to kill her. It'd be cool if she leaves this world with a nice exit.
- BE HER FRIEND. Seriously. It'd be better if we became friends first.
- BEFORE EVERYTHING. Leave her a message in facebook. Introduce myself and say "Hi. I'm Jo. I'm in dire need of a friend". Be feeling close. I wouldn't die in trying right?
- STALK HER ADDRESS. I gotta use my stalking skills to investigate her.
- FOLLOW HER AROUND THE CLOCK. Being a ninja sure is fun.
- OH WAIT. I GOTTA FIND WAYS OF ANNOYING HER FIRST =)))))
- Well I can, sing at the top of my lungs just like Mandy Moore. But really, its not my Only Hope in irritating her I'm sure.
- OMG I CAN RING THEIR DOORBELL COUNTLESS TIMES! And say "Ding dong ding dong, Marian's looking for you"
- And when she looks outside, with a disdainful look in her face, I can "accidentally" pluck her hair. Like tripping over something and then on her head. It'll be worth the bump I'll get.
- Its just easy to look for her picture. Hello. Didn't I mention before that she loves herself that much? I'll just steal some of her photos in the internet and put my plan to action.
- I will google ways on how to "kulam". IT'LL BE EASY. The internet is really reliable.
- Then do all the steps and she dies! THAT WAS PRETTY FAST.
- Or let's forget that scene and skip on hostaging the guy, my favorite part.
- FIRST I GOTTA TEXT HIM. NO CALL HIM. I don't care if its a waste of load. Well it is really if I think about her.
- I'd tell him something's wrong and I need him.
- He'd come to my rescue, I'm sure. The Dolly Montero blood runs through my veins. I was born to seduce.
- While waiting for him, I'd buy drinks then put the sleeping pills on it. And wait.
- I'd ask him to drink when he arrives. Of course he'll drink it! No questions asked. When he's asleep, I'll seduce him. NO I'M KIDDING =)))) I'll skip that part.
- I'd tie him up in a chair. Put a tape in his lips. And then drool at his sleeping stance. HAHAHAHA.
- And then while he's sleeping I'll get her cellphone number then record a video of us. Something that will get her attention. And MMS it to her cel ;)
- OF COURSE SHE'LL SEE IT. I think she's the type of person who looks at her phone every often expecting his text which she's never gonna receive >:)))))))
- She's like Puri you see. My least favorite character in Ibong Mandaragit. She's being displayed as someone that everyone should follow because of her simple manners. BUT REALLY. Are all the readers blind??!?!?!! LOOK AT DOLLY. She's like the epitome of every man's imagination 8-|
- AND THEN WHEN SHE ARRIVES I CAN EITHER:
- trip her.
- electrify her.
- or can I just fry her? =))))
- use my invented martial arts skills
- whip her.
- poison her.
- SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING. WELL PROBABLY SHE'LL SHOUT HIS NAME. LIKE HE'D CARE. HE'S ASLEEP REMEMBER?
- And then she DIES. Wasn't it enough?
- And then the protagonist gets the man of her dreams (WELL, DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WAS THE ANTAGONIST FROM THE BEGINNING? She's the enemy I repeat! There are plenty of fish in the sea. HOW DARE SHE FLIRT WITH MINE. The End. Lalalala.
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