• I don't get poison oak.
• Shy people frighten me.
• Squirrels make me ridiculously happy.
• I eat cereal out of a mug.
• People always think I'm taller than I am.
• For the most part, my motto is "What could go wrong?"

This has led to some really bad dates.

• I talk fast when I'm excited or happy.
• I talk fast all the time.
• I love my friends.
• I don't understand lying and people who lie.
• I am protective of my sister and my good friends.
• Kenny sucks.
• I really do like squirrels an inordinate amount.
• I admire people who write well.
• I think cats are little assholes. Except my sister's is pretty cool.
• For real, I was in a Sir Mix-A-Lot video. Not that one.
• I think Halloween should be held quarterly.
• I desperately hope for a Superbooty reunion tour.
• I can spell "definitely" and "a lot."
• I suck at being bored.
• I give really good presents.
• I lived in Spain for three months and now I don't eat pork anymore.
• I love wearing beanies.
• I think foundation and lipstick are kinda gross.
• I spent $120 on a North Face puffy vest and it's the best thing I ever bought.
• I love that my good friends can call me crying and later hang up laughing.
• I love it that when I show up to a party, my friends do a little dance because they are happy to see me.
• If we talk about death, I will cry.
• Holy crap, why are squirrels so great?
• I like to overreact when I drop things. So if you're in the other room, you'll hear a clatter and then maybe a big, Rambo-like slo-mo "NOOOOooooo!" or maybe a "Why, God?!" or something.