• i feel like a pilgrim in the frickin' 20s
  • no, she died.
  • GRENADES
  • a freakin' hippo charging me!
  • THERE ARE GIRLS, IN THE HOT TUBE, TAKING THEIR PANTIES OFF? ARE YOU STOOOOOPID?
  • I really don’t want to cheat, like seriously, I don’t want to...but if you’re gonna hand me a bottle of friggin’ SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.
  • i'm done snookin' for love
  • i finally found my own gorilla juicehead
jul 30 2010 ∞
jul 4 2012 +