- eric, at some point in the future: ten years ago today, i married my best friend. klara is still really angry about it, but juyeon and i were drunk and thought it was funny.
- eric, drunk: [points at klara] that's my girlfriend, suckers! mayara: that's your wife, eric. eric: my wife? even better!
- eric, walking into the kitchen: is something burning? klara, seductively leaning against the counter: just my desire for you. eric: klara, the toaster's on fire-
- eric: [does something stupid] klara: i don't know him. eric: she's lying. we are dating.
- eric: i can't believe we're locked in this room together. klara, throwing a key out of the window: yeah, truly unfortunate.
- klara, talking to herself: it's okay! everything's gonna be fine, it's just a little crush. eric: hi. klara: i love you.
- klara: [sees someone doing something stupid] wow. what an idiot. [sees that it's eric] wait... that's my idiot.
- klara: babe, do the thing. eric, proudly: [flexes] klara: [breathless] oh my god.
- klara: can i borrow ur hoodie. eric: will you give it back? klara: yeah. eric: you always say that but you never give it back. klara: i promise i'll give it back. [later] eric: you're not giving it back, are you? klara, curled up in the hoodie, inhaling eric's scent: no.
- klara: good morning eric, you look handsome today. eric: good morning klar- klara: ha! april fools! eric: :( klara: you look handsome everyday! eric: :)
- klara: i like when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms. eric, looking down and realizing he only has two arms: fuck.
- klara: so, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today? eric, blushing: i don't know, how are you d- mayara, from the other side of the room: juyeon's doing great.
- klara: someone tell eric he's a dumbass but i still love him. mayara: tell him yourself. klara: no we're fighting. mayara: you're literally sitting on his lap?
- klara: you know, for me it's the little things in life that mean the most. klara: just look at eric, he's small and beautiful and the love of my life.
- klara: you're annoying. eric: then stop holding my hand. klara: no.
- mayara: eric, i've been looking for klara... is she here? eric: no. bed: no.
- waiter: so what would you like to order? eric: can i get a milkshake with two straws, please? klara: [blushing] aw eric, that's so- eric: [putting both straws in his mouth] babe, watch how fast i can drink this.
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