- Cat Mask (Kindergarten) 
 
    - Batman (Grade 1) 
 
    - Traditional Basque (or was it Ukrainian) Costume (Grade 2) 
 
    - (Fail) Vampire (Grade 7)
      
        - Literally just an oversized winter coat + fake vampire teeth 
 
      
  
    - Common Straight Boy (Senior High Halloween Party) 
 
    - "Fuckboy" (First-Year of University)
      
        - We will not remember freshman year in this fucking household! 
 
      
  
    - "Ottawa's Worst Nightmare" (Sophomore Year)
      
        - Literally just a shirt with a placard saying Albertan-Quebecer taped on it 
 
      
  
  
            dec 6 2015 ∞
 jul 29 2018 +