• (during the COVID-19 quarantine) 200 years ago when all people could do is read shitty books with tiny letters!
  • (to Kado) if you were black you would have boobs!
  • (about an orange) this lemon is great! It’s not sour at all!
  • (watching Better Call Saul - there was a sign saying “the man is listening”) "which man?"
  • (about to watch Jurassic Park) “this has that black guy in it... what’s his name? Jeff Goldbloom!”
  • ”When my drink is about to expire…” drunk in Bodrum
  • Looking at the moon “what’s that big white thing?”
  • That’s not a real animal. Real animals have four legs and fur.
mar 18 2020 ∞
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