Any good source will tell you that we Bobbins are derranged at best, and at least the best thing that ever happend to them.

• Indecisiveness (yes it runs in the family)
  • Are you hungry? Response: I don't know. Has everyone else eaten?
  • Do you want to live or die? Response: Well, what does everyone else feel like doing?
• Always being oblivious to everything
  • Other people seem to think we have conversations with them more often than we actually do.
  • After noticing that the stash of alcohol in the house was greatly depleted, it took 15 seconds to convince my father that he drank it all.
• Creativity
  • We are never bored. And neither is anyone that comes over. Which brings up a point that our house is probably the most exciting place in this damn town.
  • We find enjoyment in breaking things. Sadly, we're the last people you will ever find in a prision. Maybe we're just clever.
  • We don't like to follow the rules. We don't sleep. And most of the time we don't eat. Except for the occasional 3a.m. McDonalds run.
• Lax Security
  • Most of our company arrives after midnight.
  • The same company tells their parents they'll only be staying with us for a few hours, and they end up staying two days. It's probably a good thing no one in our house answers the phone.
  • Typically, no one really knows just how many people are taking residence in our house. "We're you at the Bobbin's last weekend?" "No, no I don't think so." "Ah, we didn't cross paths... figured I'd ask, you never know."
• Mathematics
  • We are abnormally talented in the field of mathematics. How unfortunate that we hate it.
• Driving Skills
  • Driving under 100mph is a bore.
  • As is driving on the right side of the highway.
  • Fact: combined, we've never gotten as single ticket.

The sky's the limit, my friend.