- oh god, what did I eat today?
- shit...it's not something I ate.
- fuck fuck fucking fucker fuck fuck triple fuck fuck fuck shit balls mother fucking shit fucker fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
- WHY
- there's a black bear doing summersaults in my tummy
- DIE LITTLE BLACK BEAR
- I wonder if I could open all of my major arteries with my teeth...then I wouldn't even have to get up
- I would rather catch wild fish with my teeth for 12 hours than go through THIS.
- I am sleeping on the bathroom floor like a dying drug addict. What has my life come to?
- The horror, the horror!
- It's high time to release all hopes of a painless death and accept the imminent oncoming of unforeseen torment.
jul 20 2012 ∞
dec 4 2012 +