- "can't two best friends who lives in opposite halves of cali have a platonic with a bit of homo love hug?"
- "it's okay bby. let me fix it by shoving my willy wonka into your chocolate factory"
- "sarah is someone who i am in a homogay with if you ever wonder, dearest tlist."
- "@maiddress dude omfg seriously. ; A;) but like honestly you're like diamonds that i struck in minecraft. lmfao."
- "@maiddress i've made = always got into some type of quarrel with them. you = nope. because u mah otha haf"
- "my life has crumbled down to infinite, tea, and sarah."
- "it's long arigatou!!"
- "have you ever get this feeling where your best friend is so cute/pretty/flawless you just want to slap her in the face? i do."
- "@maiddress i'm willing to be the bad guy to your hero"
- the #goals behind #KAIMINE
- "does this angle make me look obtuse?"
- "i'll always be right here /points to the left side of your chest. inside your left boob, not your heart."
- "what does sarah's right boob say to her left?" "bruh is that hong?"
- "hasta la takito fuego"
- "do you carrot about me?"
- "jin can't be dear john. that's a romance novel. novels end. he's eternal."
- "/sadly sits on bench in ac:nl. lmfao"
- "a lot of weeb trash are just trash when you open the bag up and look inside. there's no official merchandise only bootleg"
- "no the churro and the donut type of homo"
- "she's on her way to being the next season of sex and the city. aka some old ho who cant get a stable man."
- "cinco [...] de taehyung."
- "usps stands for united satanic public society"
- "*whispers* .... jyp ...."
- "[in relation to picky kpop album buyers] you know how picky they are... they're just gonna be like, 'is that a fingerprint?'"
- "we all know why people come to samezuka. it's to see saucyke yaaaasmazaki."
- "we're third and fourth wheeling. we make a whole car."
- (in relation to sarah changing from tinikling into pantomina) "you went from dangerous woman era to no tears left to cry era"
- when sarah saw a cute boy at in-n-out and never saw him again
- "crackers be out there cracking"
- "friendship with thanks and dwc is over, sumichage is my best friend now. first name sumichage last name neoreul wonhae."
- "sumimasen? disgusted drake png. sumichage. pleased drake png."
- "/CRIES ON YOUR TURKEY. /SCREAMS AT YOUR LECHON IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING A WHITE FEAST."
- (in relation to seungcheol growing up well) me 50 years from now: 'that is the finest grandpa i’ve ever seen'"
aug 4 2014 ∞
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