- breaking my collarbone riding a cushion
- breaking my leg going down a Mickey D's slide
- breaking my wrist rollar blading
- Doing a cartwheel into a table in the 8th grade
- walking into a handicap sign in the 7th grade
- Falling with my laptop in college
- Slipping on the ice in high school and scraping my entire ass
- Jamming my fingers multiple times in grade school in basketball
- Getting hit in the face with a soccer ball
- Getting hit in the face with a basketball by both keenan and rhianna, separately
- Drunkenly dislocating my knee junior year of high school
- falling on a drawer freshman year of college bruising my entire ass
- Stepping on my own skirt and pulling it down in front of people freshman year of high school
- Falling off of window sill freshman year of college and bruising my entire arm
- Hungoverly Dislocating my knee sophomore year of college
- Ramming the van into the basketball hoop when I was 15
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