"How was your drive home the other night? Trouble got our after you left. You brought him out, and even though you left he stayed. I have a very funny story."

"I highly suggest you come home & help me finish writing this song."

"I mean...uh...help. I am terribly sick & need you."

"...cough."

"We got a table by the door?"

"I see you!!!"

"Who's the S and whos the B?"

"Awww boo."

"You didn't text me!! Are you alive??"

"I guess we're at here at 8" (Strange party invite...)

"gd trains..."

"Im watching the bbs til 5 53." (5:53 on the dot?)

"a necklace? Lol."

"Did you feed Skeet this morning?" (Yes, we use precious text messages to make sure our fish is fed. What's it to ya?)

"Oh this girl is painful. and her out of control curly hair hasn't been ok since sjp discovered john freida."

"Things to do this summer: take our clothes off and dance in the rain."