[thanks ambersunshine!]

• If I were a month, I'd be May.
• If I were a day of the week, I'd be Saturday.
• If I were a time of day, I'd be 8:30.
• If I were a planet, I'd be Mars.
• If I were a sea animal, I'd be a dolphin.
• If I were a direction, I'd be north.
• If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a small but comfy chair.
• If I were a liquid, I'd be bubble tea, or water.
• If I were a gemstone, I'd be an amythyst.
• If I were a tree, I'd be a flowery tree.
• If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a sunny, and warm but comfortable day.
• If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a piano.
• If I were a color, I'd be pink.
• If I were a fruit, I'd be an apple.
• If I were a car, I'd be a prius.
• If I were a food, I'd be ice cream.
• If I were a place, I'd be a beach.
• If I were a material, I'd be cotton.
• If I were a taste, I'd be sweet.
• If I were a scent, I'd be vanilla.
• If I were a body part, I'd be eyes.
• If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smile.
• If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be cute but comfortable.