- Ms. Paper 'o News Distribution Coordinator
- Dewey (Yes, that was my official title)
- Receptionist aka. Phone Ho
- Cocktail Mixer and Beer Pourer
- Human Resources Lady of the Night
- Numbers geekoid
- Solid Gold Dancer (okay that one is a lie, but a girls gotta dream!)
apr 10 2006 ∞
apr 10 2006 +