- № 11 - remember that the past is just that. the future is going to be delicious bro, embrace it
- № 12 - expect to meet your soulmate everytime you walk through your door. one day, you will
- № 27 - the quiet ones are the kinkiest
- № 60 - protect what's yours
- № 62 - respect the currency exchange rate. an 8 at the bar is a 7 at the club, which is a 10 at your apartment but might be a 3 the next morning
- № 64 - you may think that cutting your hair like jbieb will make chicks dig you, but you may also think a lot of stupid things
- № 79 - "if you cant bro it up with me when i'm out of juice, then you sure as hell don't deserve to bro it up when i'm swaggin'" - marilyn monbro
- № 114 - dont be discouraged by her pulling away bro, i can almost guarantee she just wants you to chase her
- № 115 - if you are considering giving up on someone, you probably already have
- № 166 - if you've got time, give her a phone call. texting is like the handjob of conversational methods
- № 188 - say her name more
- № 200 - plan ahead. arks are way easier to build before it floods than during
- № 222 - nebulas and triangles wont make you look cool after you log out of tumblr
- № 223 - save the making out until after the movie. why did you buy a ticket to hook up with someone?
- № 265 - keep your personal life personal. the only person that thinks default pics of you two kissing are cute is you
- № 276 - if you keep having to figure out where you stand with someone, maybe its time to start walking instead
- № 298 - you dont hear "it's so hot when he wears his pants below his ass" very often
- № 302 - why are you texting when you're on a date? you can do that at home
- № 385 - if you keep digging up a persons' past, you'll find yourself in a hole you cant get out of bro
- № 387 - people aren't impressed when you rev your engine when you drive by
- № 411 - appreciate your mom. she's been your bro literally since before day one
- № 413 - never make eye contact while eating a banana
- № 433 - having haters that are two faced just gives them more lips with which to kiss your ass
- № 484 - remember that one guy that gave up? yeah, neither does anyone else.
- № 503 - people who say the most usually know the least
- № 508 - when your girlfriend fails to tell you the gender of the "friend" she's with, it's probably a guy* (*'they' said hey... huh?! i see what you did there)
- № 602 - dont do something permanently stupid just because you were temporarily upset
may 13 2011 ∞
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