as opposed to a bucket list, my un-bucket list is a list of things i will not under any circumstances do, in this case, in relationships. enjoy

• marry someone who has zero sense of witty/sarcastic humor
• marry someone who doesnt look into my eyes when he asks me to marry him
• move in with him before we.re married
• rely on his money to get around on the first handful of years
• if i'm not his only one, then he's not the one
• "settle" for someone- i want to unconditionally love a person, and be endlessly fascinated by them, not feel like i have to stay with this person and nestle into a boring routine and lifestyle