• most people really aren't that smart
• sleep is a luxury
• beer before liquor...
• my studio assignments are more like suggestions
• gpa doesn't matter
• it's who you know, not what you know
• not everyone is going to like you, and that's fine
• textbooks are also more like suggestions
• people can change, but usually don't

• when is an appropriate time to wear an eye patch?
• where is my gray flash drive?
• what did i just say?
• when they bleep things out on jerry springer, are they really all swear words?
• do the people in fairy tales really live happily ever after?
• why did i smell like an old person for two months?
• how much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
• who the hell are you?!

my friends and i have a tendency to refer to people by not-so-random nicknames...

• allen
• wonky wink
• moment whore
• baby boy
• son of zeus
• mclight
• mocking guy
• not asian boy
• thingy
• hot break dance boy
• bus boy

i'm noticing a pattern that most of these are for guys...

• radiohead (2 times)
• the strokes
• the yeah yeah yeahs
• gogol bordello
• beck
• elvis costello
• juliette and the licks
• tom petty
• andrew bird
• explosions in the sky
• the decemberists
• death cab for cutie
• demetri martin (i mean...he sings songs, that counts right?)
• pretty girls make graves
• built to spill
• beloved (3 times)
• ben folds
• all-american rejects
• harry and the potters
• the starting line (multiple times...like ...

• a woman going through the biscuitville drive-thru in her hoveround
• a man punch a woman in the face and walk away
• a man driving a yellow hearse with a skeleton in a top hat, smoking a cigar sitting in the passenger's seat
• a truck with two mannequin heads hanging in the rear window
• a tv tower with statues of babies crawling up it
• seeing a squirrel get hit by a car then hearing a redneck guy yell "OOOOweee! i'm gonna eat good tonight!" he then proceeded to pick up the not-quite-dead squirrel by the tail and walk off
  • (thanks go to emily for reminding me of this bizarre incident)
• seeing my sophomore english teacher at a harry and the potters show...singing alon...