- If you are fighting, stop fighting. If you are marching, stop marching. Come back to me. Come back to me is my request.
- #1: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it. #2: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
- I go around throwing away perfectly good marriage proposals!
- I miss her smell, and the way she tastes. It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.
- This is my life, Dad, this is it. I spent 26 years waiting for something else to start, so, no, I don't think it's too much to take on, because it's everything there is. I see now it's all of it.
- The only true currency in this bankrupt world if what we share with someone else when we're uncool.
- The Pacific Northwestern salmon beats itself bloody on it's quest to travel hundreds of miles upstream against the current, with a single purpose: sex of course. But also... life.
- During the daytime people would want to hear songs that they know, just songs that they recognize. I play these song at night or I wouldn't make any money. People wouldn't listen.
- I don't know how they can't see that he's just got a broken heart. It's so broken, his poor heart.
- I've been overwhelmed by your encouragement to apply to your university and your list of scholarships available to me. Though, as I hope this essay shows, your acceptance, while it would thrill me, will not define me. My identity rests firmly and happily on one fact: I am my mother's daughter.
- You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico.
- I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
- #1: How are things going with the lady? #2: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.
- Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
- We must shame them into sending help.
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