- Wind
- Winter
- Birds
- Incorrect spelling
- Comma splices
- Beer
- Unpainted toe nails (my own)
- Short nails (my own)
- Girls who forget to wear clothes that cover their asses
- Phone conversations
- Cold showers
- Falling asleep during movies
- Warm drinking water
- Crocs
- Pants that are too short
- The Toronto Maple Leafs
- Fake tans
- Snoop Dogg
- My laptop
- Earwigs
- Any other crunchy bug
- Bees/wasps
- Ice cream cones
- Cheesecake
- Pie
- Peas
- Cooked mushrooms
- Olives
- Getting popcorn stuck in your throat
- Carbonated beverages
- Broken CD cases
- Physics
- Wearing hats
- Tailgating
- Pens that smudge
- People who leave the TV on when they're not watching it
- People who don't turn the lights off when they leave a room
- Boiling milk
- Loose hairs
- Automatic-flush toilets
- Socks with sandals
- Using staplers
- Printers
- Coffee
- Shaving
- Carving pumpkins
aug 14 2009 ∞
oct 4 2011 +