• content may be 18+
• crack and serious
• descriptive writing
• i enjoy planning out rps
• i have the right to refuse interaction
• multi-ship, multi-verse
• oc friendly
• open to dm's
• open to short/para/novella rp
• ships with chemistry
• give me 1-7 days to write a starter/reply. sometime's i've gotta think or have other more important things to do. if i don't reply within that time frame then bug me once nicely.
• just because i'm online doesn't mean i can actually rp. crack is 100 times easier than actual roleplay.

• my tweets aren't exactly the best testament to my writing so here's a sample of how i kinda sorta write.

(to liara t'soni)

The sound of knuckles rapping against the metal frame of the doorway echoed slightly through the hollow walls of the ship.

“You probably heard the door open, but I thought I would knock anyways. You know, courtesy and all.”

It was a bit strange to go consulting the asari after the events of the previous years, Shepard’s death and resurrection as well as the sudden-yet-not-sudden onslaught of the Reapers-here-to-kill-everything and all. Oh, and can’t forget his own almost death on Mars, she was there for that too, wasn’t she?

In all technicalities, Kaidan and Liara had been through so much together, yet he’d never felt more distant from someone....

• Canon
• Andromeda
• ???

• Major Kaidan Alenko
• Council SPECTRE
• 31 y.o.
• Male
• INFJ-T
• L2 Biotics
• Human Sentinel
• Bisexual
• Everyone's favorite stick in the mud

• lawful good
• expels a lot of static electricity due to implants
• quick to bad decisions
• often plagued by migraines also due to implants
• one coffee will wake him up, two is like giving a child 12 shots of espresso
• has several scars running down the side of his jaw and across the bridge of his nose from priority: mars

likes

• the office and procedural cop shows
• music from the early 2000's
• bacon
• beef
• beer

disklikes

• n/a

• ev
• 19
• he/him or they/them
• eastern american timezone (most of the time)
• i'm a freshman in art college so i devote a lot of time to doing that
• i'm very open to talking to most people, just give me a moment to warm up!
• feel free to request my skype or discord
• please forgive me if i disappear at random it's a bad habit
• all art used is either mine or official game art
• i've been roleplaying for 7+ years
• give me 1-7 days to write a starter/reply. sometime's i've gotta think or have other more important things to do. if i don't reply within that time frame then bug me once nicely.
• just because i'm online doesn't mean i ca...

likes

• food
• talking about headcanons
• mass effect and dragon age
• drawing
• making mix-tapes for characters
• sleep
• deep character and game analysis

dislikes

• meat (ironic i rp kaidan)
• the heat
• wooden pencils
• unsourced art