- misspell definitely
- misuse literally
- blatantly disrespect authority
- cry all the time about stuff that doesn't matter
- point out when someone makes an awful joke
- make me uncomfortable on purpose
- pretend to be inebriated
- pretend they are bad-ass
- pretend to be whores
- actually are whores
- act obnoxious in a non-humorous way
- are dramatic
- are phonies (goddamn phonies)
- put unnecessary spaces between punctuation !
- use exorbitant amounts of punctuation!!!!!!!!!
- overuse the word "officially"
- say "I could do that" about modern art
- write quite when they mean quiet
feb 5 2012 ∞
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