• Me: I'm a generous tipper
• Jacob: Crazy little smile when he's doing something bad
• Kelli: Great Mom
• Adam: Sense of humo
• Omar: Love that he picks up on soundtracks to tv shows, videogames and movies

• waiting
• picking out the perfect present
• little kids screaming
• cutting baby's nails
• driving when there's a semi beside me
• stupid people
• shopping
• paying bills

• Sacha Baron Cohen
• Conan O'Brian
• Michael Caine
• Ando from Heroes
• Taylor Swift
• Super Nanny

Hmmm...I'm sure there will be more edits, this is not a long list.

• Bad driving
• Bad spelling
• Rude to waiters
• Attention whores
• Constant complaining
• Texting while pretending like you're paying attention
• Smacking gum
• Not holding the door open for someone behind you
• Bad table manners

• Mayonaise
• Hotdogs
• Pickles
• Root beer
• Sausage
• Pepperoni
• Any kind of cassarole
• Cooked fruit
• Soggy vegetables
• Sour cream
• Dr. Pepper

Alphabetically

• Amaretto
• Bad boys
• Change
• Dancing
• Entry
• Fridays
• Girls
• Home
• Icicles
• Jumping
• Kisses
• Lollipops
• Masks
• Nicknames
• Olive oil
• Pedicures
• Quizzes
• Rain
• Shopping
• Trampolines

• people watching. You wouldn't believe what sad faces people have on their way home from work...you're supposed to be happy!
• old people holding hands
• kids with piggy tails
• bratty little kids
• teenage attitudes
• dog kisses
• smell of clothing stores
• rainy days
• watching kids watch movies
• girls on motorcycles
• pedicures
• taking shoes off in car on way home
• smell of bookstore
• weird names for hair salons
• watching people in traffic sing while they're driving, especially if they are really getting into it.
• kids laughter

• Plenty o' hotel rooms
• Plenty o' backseats
• showers
• jacuzzi
• classroom
• handjob during a college lecture
• movie theatre
• Auditorium at school
• Stage at school
• Outside building behind the school
• In the parking lot at JC Penney
• Bleachers at football field
• Baseball dugout
• Bed of a pickup truck
• In the lake
• In a pool
• childhood bedroom
• Brother's bathroom
• Janitors closet at school
• On a boat
• Office at work

• Gap
• Ann Taylor
• Banana Republic
• DSW
• Express
• Off Broadway Shoe Wearhouse
• Macys
• Forever21
• Limited

• Facebook
• Gmail
• Fmylife.com
• Newsarama
• People.com
• Cheapassgamer.com
• Target.com
• Ign.com

• Reese Cups
• Peanut M&Ms
• Candy canes
• Peanutbutter fudge
• Jelly beans
• Reese pieces
• Sour gummy worms

• too much shopping
• emotional eating
• caffeine
• speeding
• too much time wasted on internet
• wasting time playing video games
• being late for work

• frogs
• really tall people
• possums
• creepy kids in movies
• getting old
• gaining weight
• drowning
• marshmallows

• Dark hair
• Tan
• Dark eyes
• Broad shoulders and chest
• Great smile
• Funny
• Well-read
• Nice to his Mama
• Confident
• Interesting
• Assertive

• Berserk
• Blade of the Immortal
• Battle Royale
• InuYasha
• Nana
• Elfen Lied
• My Balls
• Claymore
• Bleach
• Ah My Goddess!
• Battle Angel Alita
• Ranma 1/2 (or anything by Rumiko Takahashi)
• Desire Climax
• Pastel
• Ruroni Kenshin
• Unbalance X Unbalance

• Coke zero
• Fountain cokes from McDonalds
• Jones soda
• Dasani water
• Chocolate Milk
• Cranberry Juice
• Corona
• Heinekin
• Vodka with anything
• Amaretto sours
• Pomegranite martini
• Peach Schapps
• Champagne
• Slush puppies