These are in no particular order of hateness.

  • birds
  • drain hair
  • chocolate
  • vegetables
  • plants that move
  • Colitis
  • Johnny Cash
  • rap music
  • aluminum foil
  • to be hurt
  • uncharged phones
  • locked doors when I'm trying to get in
  • being alone at night
  • snow
  • mud
  • waking up early
  • being on my period
  • asthma
  • saying goodbye
  • arguments
  • people who never smile
  • people who are cynical about Valentine's Day
  • bad white balance
  • not pointing your toes in dance
  • singing off key
  • itching
  • rude people who work w/ the public
  • euchre
  • smoking
  • when the bobbin on my sewing machine gets stuck
  • jeans right out of the dryer
  • forgetting my umbrella
  • really greasy pizza
  • too many cliches
  • Coldplay
  • light yogurt
  • soda
  • grape flavored things
  • Peeps
  • cooking
  • wet shoes
  • mohawks and mullets
  • gogo boots and cowboy hats
  • tight spaces
  • lettuce
  • shredded wheat cereal
  • self-doubt
  • passivity
  • beef jerky
  • big talk, all walk
  • predictable movies
  • figuring out my gifts before i get them
  • nursing homes
  • mean nurses
  • initial dating--so awkward
  • wearing berets that hang off the back of your head
  • complaining when you can change it
  • driving
  • Prednisone
  • male chauvinists
  • homework. especially busy work
  • body hair
  • huge boobs
  • doing dishes
  • watching special features on DVDs
  • buying things not on sale
  • the show Robot Chicken
  • being late
  • other people being late
  • washing piggy (i think he screams in the washer)
  • the fact that my mom always sides with Ian. lol.
  • seeing that I have no emails. :[
  • movies over 2 hours long
  • when people put stickers ON their laptop.
  • wrapping presents
  • people who snort back their snot in class
  • people who just ASSUME I'm single. I mean geez.
  • when the toilet paper comes out the bottom of the roll.
jan 24 2009 ∞
jan 6 2013 +
user picture Court: 2. I have a ritual before I shower every night--I turn on the water, & then scoop out the hair Randi's left behind from her shower. Yey! 7. Johnny Cash = awful. Except when Joaquin Phoenix played him in Walk the Line--effing hiz-awt. 16. Sometimes I get really emotional about it & cry. 17. Ditto, but you have to admit that it's pretty relieving. 31. I hate them because the buttons and metal things burn my thighs. & they're really tight, too. 55. SO TRUE. zomg. 35. If I have to listen to another Coldplay song I will rip my ears off. 63. Please don't hate me. 70. ahahahaha. Poor Piggy Read. jan 24 2009
user picture Elaine: BAHAHA piggy read. :[ i just feel like i can hear him screaming his little stuffed piggy scream from outside the washer. :[ haha jan 25 2009
user picture Court: yea but he need ta bee wash-did bacuz hez just a wittle baybee piggee.
user picture Elaine: hez just a wittle baybee piggie. hez dur-ty and wikes to take himz a bath. lol