I made it on the bevel.

  • There is more surface for the nails to grip.
  • There is twice the gripping-surface to each seam.
  • The water will have to seep into it on a slant. Water moves easiest up and down or straight across.
  • In a house people are upright two thirds of the time. So the seams and joints are made up-and-down. Because the stress is up-and-down.
  • In a bed where people lie down all the time, the joints and seams are made sideways, because the stress is sideways.
  • Except.
  • A body is not square like a crosstie.
  • Animal magnetism.
  • The animal magnetism of a dead body makes the stress come slanting, so the seams and joints of a coffin are made on the bevel.
  • You can see by an old grave that the earth sinks down on the bevel.
  • While in a natural hole it sinks by the center, the stress being up-and-down.
  • So I made it on the bevel.
  • It makes a neater job.

(_As I Lay Dying_ by William Faulkner. Because Faulkner likes lists too.

P.S. This chapter was about building a coffin for the character's mother.)

oct 22 2008 ∞
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