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"Becoming a camboy had never been Seokjin's first choice."

In which Jin is a camboy trying to pay for rent and tuition and Namjoon is a rich brat who likes to play sugar daddy. And nothing is really like it seems.

Jin has lost his ability to use magic and he heads to Kim Namjoon’s infamous house of healing to get it back.

「외전: 너는 절대 혼자 걷지 않아」

When tragedy strikes, those affected must learn how to cope.

But the hardest part will always be letting go.

-OR-

In which Jin is suddenly ripped away from the younger boys, and the aftermath is nothing but a calamitous mess that keeps getting bigger.

Each of the boys begin to hurt in their own way as they try to handle what's going on, but it hurts and they just want to let go of their pain.

And when handling it doesn't work and things keep going horribly wrong, they realize that they really do need each other, because apart they are nothing but shattered pieces of themselves.

namjoon punches seokjin in the face. twice.

The Well.

A lot say being sentenced to The Well is the same as being sentenced to death. A lot die in that godforsaken hole in the ground. No one has ever left that prison rightfully, because the average length of the inmates’ sentences is a hundred years. People say no one survive more than a few months. Some say that most don’t even survive the first night.

It goes without saying that no one has ever broken out of it, nor even attempted it.

Namjoon plans to be the first.

(Or the boys share a cell and bond over loneliness and hope. They also try to scape, fall in love, and dream a lot.)

Namjoon didn't mean to get sick. He didn't mean to ruin their sixth anniversary celebrations. He certainly didn't mean to end up in the hospital.

But life doesn't give a shit about you or your plans.

Seokjin finds out the hard way.

“I’m scared,” he whispers into Namjoon’s chest. Namjoon tugs him even closer.

“I know. We’ll find a way to break the contract, we’ll all leave together. I'll convince the others,” Namjoon murmurs.

That’s not what I’m scared about. I’m scared this might not be what I desperately want it to be. I’m scared that even if you love me you might not have the courage to do so. I’m scared to feel so much for you…

if only we could learn to love each other, even in a void without. in a universe far far away, kim namjoon and kim seokjin have been thrown into an arranged marriage that needs to appear real. fumbling through a fake relationship isn't fun, and it's even less so when everything about the two clashes.

'I think someone spiked my drink.'

'What???' 'Ok don't worry I'm coming just don't move or go anywhere' 'stay awake!!!' 'I'm coming' 'wait I'm phoning you'

Where Namjoon realizes that although he's a very unlikely target, this sort of thing could happen to anyone.

from strangers to friends to lovers, all behind a computer screen. namjoon is determined to finally meet seokjin, no matter the distance.

r u n c h r a n d a.

fuck this is going to sound like the weirdest shit okay look i used ur selcas to catfish and this older dude is gonna buy me stuff but i have to send him a selca with a peace sign

~ * ~ pingkeu jin ~ * ~

hahahahahahaha wtf

The employees of Bangtan Time Travel agency—Namjoon, Yoongi and Jungkook—just want their billion won. And their clients, Jimin and Taehyung, want to see Big Bang. Simple, right? Except their time machine breaks and they end up in a crazy dystopian future with:

- a terrifying hoverboarder with a heart-shaped mouth and a shady hot stranger with really wide shoulders;

- a hoverboard tournament they HAVE to win (except none of them really know how to hoverboard); and

- emotions they can't seem to make sense of (read: love)

[Featuring star-crossed lovers Namjin, we-don’t-like-each-other Yoonseok, sickeningly in love Vmin and a very confused Jungkook who falls in love with a badass female bartender who looks a little too much like his work sunbae Yoongi.]

“Jin,” Namjoon whispered and the other stopped humming to make a questioning sound. “I think I want to show you the world.” He couldn't see the man behind him, but he knew he was smiling. “You can’t really go anywhere alone, so I want to show you all the beauty I can. You are stuck with me as much as I am stuck with you.”

“You are all of the world I need.” Namjoon was startled by Jin’s words and just how genuine they sounded.

Namjoon didn’t say it, but he knew he felt the same. Jin was his world. Sometimes, he thought about how he really felt about Jin. Sometimes, he realized Jin meant more to him than just a friend. He was a part of him.

or

When I was five I opened up some stupid cursed book and I have been stuck with you ever since.

The moment a person is born into the world they are given a superpower. All powers are given out at random. No one’s really sure by whom they’re given out (some people say god, others try and link genetics), but Seokjin thinks that getting a power is like putting a quarter in a toy dispenser. When you put the quarter in, there’s one ball you want, some that you’d be fine with getting, and one that—the minute you pop it open and see the prize inside—makes you burst out in tears and dread wasting a quarter for this piece of shit.

This is how Seokjin feels about his power.

Spy!AU. Seokjin gets captured in a mission, and there's no way Namjoon's going to let him just become a statistic.

“What exactly were you trying to do?”

Namjoon’s shoulders slumped, and he ran his fingers through his hair, sending strands sticking up in all directions. “Well, it's Christmas morning, so, uh… I wanted to do something nice for you.”

Seokjin felt his lips twitch, and he resisted the urge to smooth down Namjoon’s hair, raising an eyebrow and trying to keep a straight face. “Like burn me alive in my sleep?”

---

Namjoon tries to give Seokjin a special Christmas morning. It doesn’t go exactly according to plan, but some things have a way of working out perfectly anyway.

Unknown Number: okay so turns out i did indeed broke my finger. and also my phone. and also my leg is fucked. yay? Me: ??? Unknown Number: dont ??? me. it wasnt my fault Me: How did you do that? Unknown Number: I told you already? I fell down the stairs bc of that damn dog Me: Okay, first of all, all dogs are angels, don’t you dare say anything bad about them. Me: Second: I have no idea who you are or how you got my number.

or

namjoon texts seokjin by accident. wrong number!au

Once you make a decision, does the universe bend itself to make it happen? Is destiny a matter of chance, a matter of choice, or an exchange of blood, sweat and tears? All Seokjin knows is that no good deed goes unpunished, and the bruises on his being attest to all the good he's done in his life. In order for someone to be happy, someone else must hurt. The wings on his back, he believes, don't belong to him, but to the people he loves.

So, one by one, he rips them off.

And then Jin's dragging Namjoon down the hallways, uncaring of the fact that nearly the entire student body has stopped to watch the debacle that's unfolding.

He'll talk to Kim Namjoon on his terms.

The lockers come into view and he comes to a halt, spinning them and slamming Namjoon hard into a locker. He lets out a whimper as his shoulder comes in contact with the metal. Jin cages him in with a hand on each side of his head.

He knows it's unnecessary, but right then he's aiming to reinforce a point to all the bastards watching.

Never fuck with Kim Taehyung.

(Or the one where Jin shoves Namjoon into a locker, proceeds to fall head over heels in love with him, learns to love himself and changes. Not necessarily in that order.)

Jin had other things to worry about than a few anonymous texts from some obsessed fan - things like getting Namjoon to notice him as more than a friend - until his life starts spiraling downward into fear and he finds himself in mortal danger.

Namjoon has spent these past few years quietly wondering if things will ever return to how they were. If the stars that have been scattered across the universe will ever return to the house he once knew.

Like a shooting comet, Seokjin comes crashing back into his life, determined more than ever to form those constellations once again.

"Keep talking."

"What do you want me to talk about?"

"Anything. Everything. Just keep talking."

Or

In which Namjoon helps Jin through a difficult incident, one drive at a time.

On the Internet, college senior Kim Seokjin is known as the Pink Princess: a blogger that inspires his thousands of followers by not being afraid to accept and be himself. In real life, he is known as "that weirdo wearing girly clothes."

Seokjin is aware that he is not the type of person you’d expect to wear pastel fashion. He's not short. He doesn’t have a feminine face. He's not tiny and frail, his broad shoulders attesting to that. People look at him strangely, some going as far as to call him names. Despite this, Seokjin doesn’t allow the judgment from others to stop him from liking what he likes (including people of the same sex).

However, Seokjin's confidence and acceptance of who he is will be tested when he falls for an underground rapper who is more troubled than he lets on.

College AU. Pastel!Jin and Underground!Namjoon

Namjoon sprains his ankle at his favorite pick your own strawberry farm, and the only person around to help is the super sweet owner, Seokjin.

Kim Seokjin and Kim Namjoon are new partners in the X-Files unit of the FBI. "Spooky Seokjin" has a reputation for being an unstable, crackpot conspiracy theorist, relegated to a dark corner of the basement where he’s quietly allowed to chase his off-the-wall supernatural theories to dead-ends. Kim Namjoon is ostensibly his antithesis: a logical, medically-trained skeptic who helps the Bureau keep Seokjin on a tight leash. When Namjoon loses a family member, a condemned serial killer claims to have developed psychic abilities and offers them each something they crave: the killer claims he can channel Namjoon's father from the dead, and that he can help Seokjin track down the whereabouts of two abducted students whose time is running out. But is any of it real?

(or: an X-Files au where Namjoon is Scully and Seokjin is Mulder)

Jin was tired of hearing the same thing from men.

“Wow, you’re beautiful.”

“I’m surprised you're still single, with a face like yours.”

“Hey gorgeous, wanna get out of here?”

He was absolutely sick of it.

So apparently six hours are three times as long as two hours and therefore, Seokjin is three times as likely to have an attack.

Apparently.

(Seokjin is an idiot)

Namjoon and Seokjin have been dating for six years.

Namjoon is a small hardly known artist while Seokjin lives with his very strict father, who doesn't know anything about him or his relationship with Namjoon.

Until his father finally did find out, seeing it with his own eyes...

Seokjin just wanted an understanding and loving father. Namjoon just wanted his boyfriend to be happy.

apr 8 2019 ∞
jun 13 2019 +