• broke outrounds but then forgot to pack extra batteries and had to concede to opponent
• accused tournament director of oppressing me
• found a really ableist poster and took a selfie with it
• made a bet that someone would break finals
• lost the bet then had to give everyone a hug
• got hug-rejected
• got tackle-hugged by the human equivalent of a large puppy
• brought an enormous blanket
• wore the blanket to rounds
• had an opponent who told me the wrong standard, twice
• still lost to that opponent (thanks, jabari!!)
• accidentally ran a perm against a cp the first time i ran into a cp in round
• got a bloody nose while observing jv ld finals
• walked out of that round w blood on my hands
• conceded rounds where i was aff to raise awareness about how terrible the march/april 2016 resolution is
• got power matched w alia
• got judged by sapadin
• changed the resolution, twice
• SAVAGE CROSSX
• picked the wrong # of fingers and dropped a ballot Whoops!
• sang along to the entirety of Hamilton and probably scared ppl away from buying concessions
• 302 SPEAKER POINTS from thornsberry
• extemped + ran the OK
• taught my opponents theory
• had judge w/ an "everything is fine" paradigm then got dropped for running DAs

congress natquals 2016

• did not know how 2 congress but went anyways
• did what kavya + lisa told me to (speak slowly, make 3 main points) and got like...4s and 5s on those speeches
• did what raymond told me to (just spread through feminist LD stuff and fill up time to block people) and got 7s
• hugged people
• blocked people
• accidentally gave an aff when i should've given a neg

ld natquals

• lay down like...everywhere
• listened to SOMEONE ELSE give a super long rant about our coach
• 2 Ks in 1ar...got dropped