this is my first list ever. i'm a hormoaning wreck at the moment, so here is a list of things i hate. safe to say, i forgot lots, but who cares, teddy bears? you get the picture.

• VOMMIT
  • the smell
  • the look of it
  • feeling sick
  • being sick
• dog owners who
  • can't keep their fucking dogs inside their fucking gates
  • think it's totally fine not to put a leash on their dog
  • say "RELAX HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY!" after their fucking dog jumps on me and leaves me a crying, hyperventilating, shaking wreck
• my accent (seriously, i have a horrible norwegian accent when i try to speak english)
• awkward silence
• snow
• people who sing along to songs they don't know the lyrics of
• sausages
• all the sounds people make when they
  • eat
  • sleep
  • breathe
  • go to the toilet
  • have a cold
  • chew gum
  • yawn
  • whisper
• exams
• timed essays
• homework
• coursework
• octopusgirl.com
• insects
• SPIDERS (brb suicide)
• being ignored
• everything mentioned in "_is it just me or si everything shit?_" (minus the kaiser chiefs. yes, i'm lame, okay?)
• busses
• boats
• having mah periods - THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH
• when you have to sneeze but it gets stuck and it tickles and your eyes water but it just won't come out
• hiccups
• using public toilets
• using other peoples toilets (i live with a host family and believe me, it's a nightmare)
• betty suarez
• bella swan/stephenie meyer
• people who go like "oooh, i though you were really cool, but you like pop-music? just lost my respect for you."
• music elitism. words cannot describe how much i HATE ~music elitists~
• short stories. minus swamp. swamp is too beautiful to be hated
• coldsores
• spots
• my hair
• hairy toes
• tounges
• facebook
• having dinner at other people's house (like i said - nightmare living with a host family)
• vegetables
• people who remind me of me
• emetophobia
• getting up in the morning
• going to bed
• "the song the final countdown is now playing in your head"
• "you are now breathing manually"
• when my pens run out of ink
• gone with the wind
• like knuckle cracking. you know what i mean
• When Every Word In A Sentence Starts With A Capital Letter For No Reason
• people never ever shut the door behinf them in moves! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY
• horatio from csi:miami
• coughing

i am sick of this list now. i have to do some exam prep. and some archaeology. i have an E in archaeology. oops?