Favorite lines from The Big Bang Theory. WARNING: Spoilers.

S1

• E2:
  • "You have a sarcasm sign?"
• E8:
  • "Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be a little slutty."
• E12:
  • "Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science."
• E13:
  • "Perpetual Motion Squad. PMS."
  • "Oh, one more thing... It's on, bitch"
• E14:
  • "If anything, it looks like something Elton John would drive through the Everglades."
• E16:
  • "Thy will be done. I'm doing this for you, little buddy."
• E17:
  • "Wo da ming zhi shu Sheldon."
  • "Show me your citrus peels. Gai Wo Gang..."

S2

• E1:
  • "I'm Batman, Sssshhh..."
• E2:
  • "Worst... renaissance... fair... ev-er."
  • "Hop you little plumber, hop, hop!"
• E4:
  • "We're here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman."
• E5:
  • "Oh God! Not Euclid Avenue!"
• E6:
  • "Oh, you want me to share credit? GET.. OUT."
• E8:
  • "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!"
• E11:
  • "Look, Leonard, Sheldon's huggin' me."
• E12:
  • "This is a stweet fight, the stweet has no wules."
• E13:
  • "Fo' shizzle."

[Format: Season # Episode # : Line]