I like to have FUN!

I cant spell.

Sarcasm is my middle name

I will never ask you, "Do I look fat in this?"

I'll never make you go shopping with me.

I have the coolest dog in the world.

I love the outdoors and doing active things.

I'm competitive, and will always try to beat you in every game.

My mom is crazy in the best way possible.

I'm curvy in all the right places.

I will never give you tacky nicknames.

I will never name your penis.

I have a great sense of humor.

I promise to never make you a mixed tape.

I can hang with the boys.

I don't like talking on the phone.

I pick my nose, but I won't ever let you see it.

I love tattoos.

Sex isn't always love-making. Sometimes it's just fun, freaky sex.

I hate drama.

Im the best secret keeper you'll ever meet.

I am not a daddy's girl.

I love animals.

I love motorcycles, crotch rockets and harley types!

I enjoy my personal space.

I am a very thoughtful gift-giver.

I'm a terrible dancer, but will always give it my best shot if I've had the right amount of alcohol.

I hate wearing clothes when I'm hanging out around my house.

You will never see any stuffed animals on my bed.

I don't mind washing dishes.

Quickies are very nice.

I will discuss hot girls with you.

I'll laugh at your dirty jokes.

I'm not a back-seat driver.

I don't care if you masturbate. I masturbate too.

I'll always listen when you need to talk.

I promise not to compare you to other guys.

I like it when your whiskers scratch me.

I'm clean.

Shower sex = awesome.

I'll call you on your bullshit.

I'm really clumsy.

I like your sweaty smell.

I don't want kids either.

No, I won't marry you.

Experimentation. Need I say more?

I will pick up the tab sometimes too.

I won't call and/or text when you're out with your friends.

No baby talk.

I'll never snoop through your personal stuff.

I'm smart.

Morning sex.

I'll wear your shirt in the morning.

I shower daily.

I'll let you kill spiders for me.

I don't throw tantrums.

I’ll come pick you up when you go out with your buddies and drink too much.

I appreciate any gifts, no matter how small or silly.

I will send you dirty text messages.

My eyes are green.

I won't complain when you leave the seat up.

I'll rub your back if you rub mine.

I like threesomes.

I’m bisexual.

I am the same person with every person I know.

Sometimes I'll make the first move so that you don't have to.

Silence is golden, not awkward.

I am vegetarian, but it doesn’t bother when you want to eat a raw bloody steak in front of me.

I like all kinds of music. Even that one.

I love racing.

I have been to England, France, Monaco, and Italy.

I lived in Korea.

My name is spelt k-o-u-r-i-e. but pernounced ''cory''.

I like to go mudding.

I don’t like chick flicks, very often.

I love action and horror movies.

I am a nympho.

I can drive a stick.

I dont like tv, but i do like the speed channel.

I love art.

Idrink.

I smoke...cigarettes.

I'm not sure what i want either.

I don't like to cry, ever.

I don't have a lot of girl friends.

I wanna learn how to work on cars.

I'll let you drive.

When i get dressed up, i turn heads.

I will do just about anything

at least once with you.

I like to get dirty.

And much more.