you are such a:

arrogant bitch backstabbing bitch bad attitude bitch banging bitch beige bitch bithing bitch boring bitch bossy bitch broke bitch bushy tailed bitch catty bitch celibate bitch cold bitch common bitch condescending bitch copy cat bitch crazy bitch drunk bitch disfunctional bitch eco bitch evil bitch fast talking bitch filthy bitch flamboyant bitch freaky bitch frigid bitch jeriatric bitch gin-soused bitch glib bitch hating bitch heartless bitch high maintenance bitch holly rolling bitch hydrogenatede bitch hypocritical bitch ignorant bitch ill behaved bitch entergolactec bitch jealous bitch no it all bitch knuckle dragging bitch lazy bitch lily livered bitch limber bitch little bitch lying bitch man stealing bitch mean ass bitch mega bitch moneyh grubbing bitch mouth breathing bitch myopic bitch nasty bitch nay saying bitch no manners bitch no talent bitch posh bitch pretentious bitch puggy bitch pigmy bitch rich bitch rude bitch silly bitch silver tongued bitch skany bitch skinny bitch sluty bitch smelly bitch snaggle toothed bitch sociopath bitch sun of a bitch stupid bitch superficial bitch tacky bitch thong wearing bitch tuff bitch trash talking bitch two faced bitch ugly bitch unfierce bitch unspade bitch uppidy bitch uptight bitch whiny bitch wussy bitch blank

"but you -are -are not my bitch"