• Mazel Tov Dummies - 7.07 - Liz gets married! Black Dennis! "Yeah right, Liz. The guy with the black son is racist." and later, "Black Dennis has a gun!"
  • Tracy Does Conan - 1.07 - Conan and Liz dated! Dr. Spaceman is introduced. "I am a stabbing robot."
  • The Bubble - 3.15 - "This racquet is a fart! And you're a cheating bitch!" "Cranston, why are you crying?"
  • Queen of Jordan - 5.17 -
may 1 2017 ∞
apr 1 2019 +
  • Henri Matisse's Bathers with a Turtle
mar 26 2010 ∞
apr 6 2017 +
  • to see a puffin in Ireland
  • to get a job I love
  • to own my own coffee shop
  • to curate my own exhibition
  • to sew my own clothes
  • to travel as much and often as I can
  • to learn to play a musical instrument
mar 16 2010 ∞
apr 6 2017 +

Rick & Morty

  • I'm gonna need you to stick these waaaay up your butt.
  • You're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.
  • He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's.
  • What up my Glip Glops?
  • And that's the waaaaay the news goes!
  • I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior Jerry.
apr 6 2017 ∞
apr 6 2017 +
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  • Weezer (3x)
  • Ben Folds (6x)
  • My Morning Jacket
  • Rilo Kiley
  • Jenny Lewis (5x)
  • The Swell Season
  • Sigur Ros
  • Death Cab (2x)
  • Cold War Kids (2x)
  • Saves the Day
  • Gogol Bordello
  • Kanye West
  • MGMT
  • Vampire Weekend
  • Tom Petty
  • Jack Johnson
  • The Format
  • Limbeck
  • The Polyphonic Spree
  • Wilco (2x)
  • Rooney
mar 16 2010 ∞
jan 3 2018 +
  • That's how you get ants!
  • You're not my supervisor!
  • This baby knows what I'm talking about.
  • What are you not getting about _ ? Obviously the core concept.
  • I don't want to sound racist, but... You're gonna power through?
  • Can't or won't?
apr 6 2017 ∞
apr 6 2017 +