(collaboration with liz)

• her hair is super soft
• she's sassy
• she lets me come to her house and hang out even though i'm boring
• she makes great lattes
• she makes great mix cds
• she's going to be super rich and we will swim in piles of her money
• she's a snappy dresser
• she is literally the most hilarious person ever even when she says the most ordinary of things
• she rarely doesn't straighten her hair
• we hate a lot of the same people, but she's funnier than i am
• she has a badonk