- "hey, are you hurt?" "no, I'm bleeding because it's fun."
- "wanna go?" "yeah." nobody moves..
- a paper cut is a tree's last revenge.
- Can you talk to me first sometimes? Otherwise I feel like I'm annoying you.
- dear customer: I work here, I know more than you, and clearly I am right.
- Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.
- due tomorrow = do tomorrow.
- Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you.
- Holding your cat in the air whilst singing songs from The Lion King
- I always skip the first piece of bread
- I am a ninja.. no you're not.. did you see that?.. see what?.. exactly.
- I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.
- I can't tell funny stories because i crack up before i finish
- I can't... I have dance.
- I change the date on my assignments so my teachers don't think i procrastinate
- I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when I go in the bathroom
- I day dream of things that will probably never happen in real life
- I didn't fall, I attacked the floor
- I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two.
- I fell asleep with my phone in my hand waiting for you to text me back
- I hate when people punch my abs and they break their hand.
- I look at you and motherfuckingassholeihopeyoufuckingdie comes to my mind
- I open the fridge more than once thinking there's going to be new food
- I tell inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall
- I wish I could go back to when I met you. and walk away.
- I yell at video games when i die
- If you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face
- I'm so tired but i want to stay up and talk to you
- insulting people on levels they can't comprehend.
- laying in bed with your lights on wishing you had those clap-on, clap-off lights.
- looking at a test and thinking, "when did we learn this?"
- move out of the way children, I've been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3..
- MSN taught me how to type fast
- no, you're wrong. so just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.
- Re-reading text messages to make myself feel happy again
- taking a drink and completely missing your mouth.
- Thanks wind, you have totally raped my hair
- The feeling you get when you understand something in maths class
- the only reason why I haven't killed you is because it's illegal.
- Thinking of something and then laughing alone
- Tom, it's been 30 years ... you're not going to eat Jerry
- Typing your password at lightning speed.
- wait, that made a lot more sense in my head.
- WHEN I READ CAPITALS, THERE IS A SHOUTING VOICE IN MY HEAD
- When you just say 'k' or 'lol', I close the convo
- Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM
- your display picture is a car? sorry, I didn't realize you were a transformer.
- You're my best friend because i wouldn't dare to be this weird with anyone else
- You're online and i want to talk to you, BUT im not saying hi first
jun 15 2010 ∞
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