• "You can afford to be honest. In my country, when people have nothing, they steal, and in yours, even though these people can afford to be honest, they steal."
    • Pakistani cab driver in San Francisco
  • "Don't act married until you're married. Don't go running off to get his dry cleaning until you've got a ring."
    • Darian, my best friend's aunt
  • "Dump him. I don't care how long or how in love you and your significant other are, before you go abroad dump him."
    • Study Abroad director, Yarabinec
  • "Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear."
    • Preston, ex boyfriend
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