• I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I have committed horrible acts” [x]
• all horror movies are torture porn because i jerk my penis to them and all horror movies are elevated horror because my penis elevates when i watch them [x]
• By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... ... Kiss my ass [x]
• “sorry for the rant” ok but have u considered I’d catch a bullet for you ? Stand in a queue for hours if it meant seeing ur face in the end ? take the long way home bcs I love every second spent w you ? Have you? u silly lil friend of mine 🙄 [x]

────crucial components that show up in the majority of cases, any given character high on the list should check off most if not all of these. the closer they are to the top, the more important they are; if a character blatantly doesn't meet the first few points they're incredibly unlikely to be relatable

• fundamentally a pretty big loser/failure and often compensator, no matter how "cool" they MIGHT seem; some are pretty straightforwardly loserish, while others attempt to mask this and might even succeed on a surface level, but at the end of the day they catch L after L after L and are often defined by a certain major failure or series of major failures
• undeniably compassionate, generous and carries a deep capacity for kindness/softness (even if it's selective); oftentimes but NOT!!! always underneath a rough exter...

• bird's nests
• wasp nests
• cicada shells
• cool dead bugs (so far i have a mature cicada, a failed-molt cicada, a giant black beetle, various smaller iridescent beetles)
• cool feathers
• snapple caps (the ones with the facts on them)
• calico critters/sylvanian families

this is exclusively digital, obviously, but i also like to collect and sort transparent item PNGs and even images! my pinterest and postimage pages are examples of this ^_^

──── likes! loves, even! 👍👍

• candy
  • marshmallows, milk duds, swedish fish, sour patch kids, gummy bears and gummy worms, (sweet) dark chocolate, milk chocolate...
• ice cream
  • mint chip, chocolate (especially with chocolate chips or chocolate sprinkles), coffee, cookies and cream, cotton candy (with rainbow sprinkles!)
• strawberries, strawberry cake, strawberry stuff in general... obviously 😅
• collecting things, cool trinkets, tiny objects
• cats! dogs too, i am very much a cat person who also loves dogs

• i possess a great deal of genuine kindness and compassion, but this is often overshadowed by the fact i almost completely lack patience.
• even if i love someone and will never accept judgements against them that are false, i will not defend them against words and judgements that are true.

status: incomplete, there's a lot of logs i have to sort through to find when i recorded lots of dreams

• death by boiling water while being paralyzed from a fall after being unable to go through with self-electrocution for the sake of a potentially easier death (sometime around 2014 i think)
• attended some day camp where the kids would just get tortured all day and couldn't tell our parents in fear of retaliation (unknown time period, maybe around 2018...?)
• watched a small dog be incinerated then relentlessly harassed for daring to be upset about it. including being told to kill myself for continuing to be upset (07/02/2023)
• guacamole piss (08/05/2023)
• death from ass impalement by gigantic evil shadow kiwi bird (12/18/2023)

• "don't worry, madoka. if she tries to do anything, i'll punch her lights out!"
• "i guess we're just idiots. blissfully ignorant idiots. having a wish you'd trade your life for shouldn't be all that uncommon. i'm sure a lot of people in the world have a wish like that. so if we can't think of anything, then it must mean we haven't faced much misfortune. living such a sheltered life has made us ignorant. but why us... of all people? don't you think it's unfair? i'm sure there are other people who'd give anything for a chance like this."
• "hey, mami-san, does your wish have to be for yourself? like hypothetically... hypothetically, all right? say there was someone worse off than me. could i use my wish for them?"
• "why did it have to be kyosuke? my fingers work perfectly, but what good are they? why couldn't it have been me instead of ...

• absent
  • showing that someone is not paying attention to what is being said or done.
• absentminded
  • having or showing a habitually forgetful or inattentive disposition.
• abstracted
  • showing a lack of concentration on what is happening around one.
• accommodating
  • willing to fit in with someone's wishes or needs.
• aloof
  • not friendly or forthcoming; cool and distant.
• amenable