Carlie: Oh my God, Tracy, you will not believe what just happened to me! Okay, I'm getting off of Elm Street and this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey there, you got a minute?" and I say, "Sorry, I don't have any money," and I start to walk away. Then he scurries up besides me and says, "Wait! I'm not going to hurt you. I was actually on my way to Cro-Bar; it's Fetish night." I start to pick up my pace. Then he runs right in front of me, blocking my path and says, "Look, I don't mean to bother you and I'm not going to hurt you. It's just that....I couldn't help but notice your beautiful feet in those sandals. I'll give you ten dollars if you let me smell them for thirty seconds." You should of seen this guys face, he was dead serious! (pause) of course not, are you kidding? (short pause) I made him give me twenty.

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