Although shit happens, so do miracles. - Tanya J. Allan

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go Lost is on in 20 minutes." FML. - Anonymous

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if you are able to. - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark! - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's sorta all we have. - Sam, Garden State

A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. - Woody Allen as Alvy Singer, Annie Hall

All girls are bitches. You're a bitches, she's a bitches. All of you are bitches. - John Bouskill

I can't think of anything I don't like about you right now. But you will. You will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me. Okay. Okay. - Joel & Clementine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Love rhombus. - Katie Billo, made famous during the season 5 finale of Lost

o matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close. - Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

ike if space locust should attack and I get killed in the panic I would leave the car I haven't even considered buying yet to a non-driving environmentalist. - Matt Adams

It's Kitchener, no hot guys and if they are, they are asses or have bitches for girlfriends or we've slept with them. - Amanda Black

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. - Vanilla Sky