• Hercule Poirot's Christmas by Agatha Christie
• A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (re-read)
• ??

• 19/06/1996
• cis woman; she/her
• British/European
• agnostic
• anxious & depressed (getting better)
• socialist; intersectional feminist
• round
• bookworm (BA English)
• vegetarian
• in love

• the Burrow
• Hogwarts
• the Shire
• the T.A.R.D.I.S.

history/biography

• White Girls by Hilton Als
• SPQR by Mary Beard
• The Choice by Edith Eger
• Naturally Tan by Tan France
• Frida: The Biography of Frida Kahlo by Hayden Herrera
• The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind by William Kamkwamba and Bryan Mealer
• Roaring Girls by Holly Kyte
• Nicholas & Alexandra by Robert K. Massie
• ✔ Van Gogh's Ear by Bernadette Murphy
• Four Sisters by Helen Rappaport
• Ten Days that Shook the World by John Reed
• After Auschwitz by Eva Schloss
• The Penguin History of Modern Russia by Robert Service
• Russia by Martin Sixsmith
• Over the Top by Jonathan Van Ness
• Viking London by Thomas Williams

nature/science

• Period. by Emma Barnett
• The Homing Instinct by Bernd Heinrich

alternate title: call me grandma

• I like sitting out in my garden, reading and watching the birds
• I've started buying a lot of bird food
• I own a lot of plants
• big, cosy cardigans are my thing
• I hate loud music, it disturbs my quiet time
• I am somewhat out of touch with current popular culture
• I love shopping in charity shops, for books and mugs mainly
• I naturally wake up early and I go to bed early
• I also love naps
• I sometimes forget that I have a cup of tea to drink until it's gone cold
• I have conversations with my pets
• I carry snacks around and sometimes flasks of tea
• the members of my favourite bands are all...

• I take my coffee strong and very milky.
• I take my tea strong and with a splash of milk.
• I love dunking biscuits in my tea/coffee.
• I cannot choose between dogs and cats.
• I save greetings cards and cinema, theatre and train tickets.
• I cannot stop buying books.
• I never fold the pages of my books.
• I was a featured user on listography years ago.
• I hate the taste of coconut, but love the smell.
• I love listening to classical music, but can name hardly any pieces.
• I have a dainty, high-pitched sneeze and I never sneeze only once.
• I like going to the cinema by myself.
• I hated Halloween with a passion when I was growing up.

• Chandler Bing (Friends)
• Chidi (The Good Place)
• the Doctor [9 and 10] (Doctor Who)
• Francis (The Secret History)
• Harvey Kinkle (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)
• Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie)
• Hobie (The Goldfinch)
• Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)
• James (Derry Girls)
• Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)
• Joyce Byers (Stranger Things)
• Leia Organa (Star Wars)
• Leo Wyatt (Charmed)
• Mickey Smith (Doctor Who)
• Monica Geller (Friends)
• Phoebe Buffay (Friends)
• Piper Halliwell (Charmed)
• Rachel Green (Friends)
• Robert Armstrong (Once Upon a River)
• Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Wit...

• big feet
• chunky
• wears a lot of yellow
• eats six times a day
• loves mushrooms
• sleeps a lot
• moves quietly

• The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
• Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote
• A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
• Dracula by Bram Stoker
• Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
• The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt
• The Humans by Matt Haig
• The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan
• The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien
• The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
• The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock by Imogen Hermes Gowar
• My Sister the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite
• Once Upon a River by Diane Setterfield
• The Princess Bride by William Goldman
• Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
• The Secret History by Donna Tartt
• Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh

• Beetlejuice
• Dirty Dancing
• Ghost
• The Goonies
• Isle of Dogs
• Loving Vincent
• Mermaids
• The Princess Bride
• Reservoir Dogs

• feminine
  • a | Anna, Anouk, Arabella, Araminta
  • b | Beatrice, Beatrix, Bronwen
  • c | Camille, Cecilia, Cecily, Cosima
  • d | Daisy
  • e | Edith, Elizabeth, Elowen, Evadne
  • f | Frances, Frida
  • g | Geneva, Guinevere, Gwen
  • h | Hera
  • i | Ianthe, Isadora
  • j | Josephine, Juniper, Juno
  • k | Katya, Kerensa, Keturah, Kinneret
  • l | Linnéa
  • m | Margot, Marina, Maryam, Milena
  • n | Nephele, Noor, Nora
  • o | Olympia, Ophelia
  • p | Penelope, Philippa, Philomena, Piper
  • q |
  • r | Romilly, Rosalind, Rosamund
  • s | Sybil

• The ABC Murders
• At Bertram's Hotel
• By the Pricking of My Thumbs
• Death in the Clouds
• Death on the Nile
• Dumb Witness
• Endless Night
• Lord Edgware Dies
• Murder is Easy
• The Mystery of the Blue Train
• Peril at End House
• Sparkling Cyanide
• There Is a Tide

collections

• Hercule Poirot: the Complete Short Stories
• Miss Marple and Mystery
• The Mousetrap and Other Plays

hardback collectors editions

• sleepy jean
• hermione granger
• sabrina spellman
• diana, goddess of the moon
• circe, goddess of magic
• margarita as she flies over moscow
• rose tyler

• Animal by Sara Pascoe
• Eat Up! by Ruby Tandoh
• Gentleman Jack by Anne Choma
• Other Minds: The Octopus, the Sea, and the Deep Origins of Consciousness by Peter Godfrey-Smith
• Sex Power Money by Sara Pascoe
• Van Gogh's Ear by Bernadette Murphy

• Anathema Device
• Grandmama Addams
• Hermione Granger
• Hilda Spellman
• Margarita Nikolaevna
• Minerva McGonagall
• Molly Weasley
• Paige Matthews
• Phoebe Halliwell
• Piper Halliwell
• Prue Halliwell
• Sabrina Spellman
• Zelda Spellman