Or: My Big, Bad Book Wishlist

• Emma, by Jane Austen
• Sense and Sensibility, by Jane Auste
• A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess
• Running with Scissors, by Augusten Burroughs
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky
• Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, by Susanna Clarke
• The Book of Lost Things, by John Connelly
• The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas
• The Memory Keeper's Daughter, by Kim Edwards
• The Sound and the Fury, by William Faulkner
• First Among Sequels, by Jasper Fforde
• Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, by Jonathan Safran Foer
• Stardust, by Neil Gaiman
• The Princess Bride, by William Goldman
• About A Boy, by Nick Hornby
• A Thousand Splendid Suns, by Khaled Hosseini
• Flowers for Algernon, by Daniel Keyes
• The History of Love, by Nicole Krauss
• The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux
• Dexter (omnibus), by Jeff Lindsay
• Son of a Witch, by Gregory Maguire
• Love in the Time of Cholera, by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
• Shopgirl, by Steve Martin
• Wicked, by Gregory Maguire
• Angela's Ashes, by Frank McCourt
• Paradise, by Judith McNaught
• The Host, by Stephenie Meyer
• You Suck, by Christopher Moore
• Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov
• My Sister's Keeper, by Jodi Picoult
• His Dark Materials (trilogy), by Philip Pullman
• The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger
• The Notebook, by Nicholas Sparks
• The Wedding, by Nicholas Sparks
• Sophie's Choice, by William Styron
• Cat's Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
• Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut
• Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs By Writers Famous And Obscure