• so this one time, we went to america &&
  • we experienced the longest day of our lives, and the shortest.
  • we sat in first class.
  • we stood mere centimetres from seth rogen and diane kruger and joshua jackson.
  • we created the greatest theme park known to man, or woman really.
  • we invented the froth-o-clock.
  • we peephole perved.
  • we set off the alarms at customs.
  • we stacked it off the chair lift.
  • we slid down the mountain sitting down.
  • we totally owned that magic carpet.
  • we harmonised on the golden gate bridge.
  • we managed to dance for four hours non stop at a 'disco' with only seven boys.
  • we watched american mall, aka the second greatest musical executively produced by the executive producers of high school musical.
  • we actually saw the sun in seattle, but just once, and very briefly.
  • we had batter blaster for breakfast.
  • we outfitted, urbanly.
  • we took refuge in sephora from the protesters who couldn't even decide what they were protesting about.
  • we wore the hottest trackies ever.
  • we were offered high quality weed on haight ashbury.
  • we ran away from homeless men in mcdonalds.
  • we chilled on the streets of san francisco at midnight.
  • we paid for entire meals with coinage.
  • we admired number thirty three, souvenir boy and ben.
  • we took a detour to the boy's locker room.
  • we walked through the newcastle boys birthday party in ugg boots and short shorts, respectively, where
  • we then proceeded to utilise the gymnasium facilities in aforementioned attire.
  • ie. we had mad fun.
nov 14 2009 ∞
dec 10 2009 +