WHAT COULD HAPPEN...

• the floor might break
• my leg(s) might break
• get food poisoning from it (even though i prepared it myself)
• run out of peanut butter/ketchup/mayo/mustard...
• wake up the neighbors
• wake up the neighbors dog
• could get lost
• might get shipwrecked
• the sandwich/meal i've prepared could get STOLEN from my own two hands
• people would see me preparing food and force me to do the same for them, thus becoming their food slave/cook
• might accidentally mistake the mayo for mustard

f this, i'm gonna go make some food.

• Stop holding grudges
• Practice my skillz
• Be more appreciative
• Read more, as always...
• Write more, per usual...
• Stop holding grudges
• Try new foods
• Accomplish more than is necessary
• Stop holding grudges
• Keep holding grudges
• Forever a grudge holder.