• donate my eggs
  • drag my neighbor's trash can to the curb on thurday nights
  • work with the kids at mlk middle school (hooligans!)
  • clean out the dryer lint trap
  • commit murder (though i can't imagine how love would necessitate it)
  • commit major felonies in general
  • harbor fugitives (see felonies)
  • wear leg warmers with pointy toed flats (heaven help me!)
  • give sponge baths
  • phone sex
may 21 2006 ∞
may 21 2006 +