- donate my eggs
- drag my neighbor's trash can to the curb on thurday nights
- work with the kids at mlk middle school (hooligans!)
- clean out the dryer lint trap
- commit murder (though i can't imagine how love would necessitate it)
- commit major felonies in general
- harbor fugitives (see felonies)
- wear leg warmers with pointy toed flats (heaven help me!)
- give sponge baths
- phone sex
may 21 2006 ∞
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