• check the calendar and make sure it's nowhere near your period.
  • don't have a couple drinks first.
  • recall how icky it was the last time.
  • check the calendar and make sure you're not ovulating.
  • have some chocolate.
  • phone a friend.
  • use a lifeline.
  • laugh it off.
  • return to your senses.
  • throw away the phone.
apr 14 2006 ∞
apr 15 2006 +