• a dying breed that still believes - 15,510/mature - he thinks, mom, we can do this, we’ll fly
  • bite down hard - 25,730/explicit - secret service agent derek hale accidentally gets bonded to first son stiles stilinski. oops
  • cupboard love - 32,682/general - he's carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain. if that's derek hale, he's definitely not a mountain man
  • famoust last words - 62,887/explicit - a series of 'made-them-do-its' which ended up telling a much bigger story
  • fly a little faster - 32,052/teen - well, if marty mcfly can do it, so can stiles stilinski. all he has to do is get derek and paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. and before he makes anything worse. that's easy as pie, right?
  • gravity's got nothing on you - 83,979/explicit - “how much,” stiles asks, “are we talking here? because i know your family, dude. and it’ll be kind of awkward after.“ “my family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. five hundred bucks.”
  • he blinded me with library science - 6,575/explicit - stiles blinks. "right, the reading room. do you have your, uh... library card?" he asks. he's never been able to make that sound normal and not vaguely dirty when he actually means wand
  • hello, heartbreaker - 18,472/explicit - it's a popular joke among alphas: fuck an omega, get heartbreak on your hands
  • hemingway can suck it - 10,054/teen - stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too (or: in which stiles is a biology professor and derek thinks he's a student)
  • how to pretend you're not a virgin and other sordid tales - 5,347/teen - stiles likes the anonymity, the security his pseudonym provides. likes that there are entire forums dedicated to speculating about his identity: his gender, his sexuality, his age. of course, there’s one thing they all seem to agree on: he’s some sort of sex god. which is really, really awkward, because he’s a twenty-three year old virgin
  • my wings a hurricane - 20,322/teen - the one where they ride dragons
  • no homo - 84,064/explicit - stiles' sophomore year starts something like this: 3 fourlokos + 1 peer-pressuring cat - 1 best bro to end all bros = 1 craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic". derek is the fool who replies
  • nothing ever promised tomorrow today - 11,529/teen - grocery shopping, waking up, lasagna, and parallel universes
  • prince among wolves - 101,000/explicit - looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. must have exp. w/ werewolves. must be human. no pedophiles. no teenage girls. pay negotiable
  • professor xavier's a total douchebag - 12,995/teen - derek hale can read minds. if he could have chosen a mutant power for himself instead of being given one by random, genetic happenstance it's safe to say mind-reading would not have been his 1st, 2nd, or even 96th choice
  • spook: a ghostly love story in three parts - 38,154/teen - derek is fifteen when dies. he's been fifteen for six years when he meets stiles. and then suddenly... suddenly things start looking up
  • sleep walking after you - 56,551/mature - derek is a sleepwalker who keeps wandering into his downstairs neighbour’s bedroom
  • stiles's story time - 125,430/explicit - where stiles is a librarian who is in charge of the kids' reading hour and such. and derek is 6-year old scott's adoptive dad
  • the guard and red - 74,485/teen - derek moves back to beacon hills after twelve years in new york and finds that the city has a superhero problem, his sister has a co-op problem, he has a neighbor problem, and he and stiles spend a lot of time hanging from a fake rock and yelling at each other at seven in the morning
  • the way to my heart (french insults) - 10,490/teen - in which derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns
  • they call me stuart (that's not my name) - 5,318/general - “name?” douche-y blond guy asks, picking up a disposable paper cup. “stiles,” stiles replies, grimacing as he watches the guy scribble down ‘stuart’ on the side of the cup. whatever. it’s not worth the trouble of trying to get him to change it
  • there is a brotherhood - 21,004/explicit - the one where pledge brothers stiles and scott start a prank war with derek hale's fraternity
  • till you make it - 46,088/mature - “i'm saying – let's fake it.” “we don't have to pretend anything, stiles,” derek says evenly, in a tone that suggests he'd much rather be yelling. “we're literally soulmates.”
  • triple shot pumpkin spice latte - 19,519/explicit - student psychologist stiles has to deal with all the students crushing on the elusive and infuriating professor hale
  • wanderlust - 18,147/general - stiles needs to move, to leave, and after graduation he has every intention to do just that. unless his pack can convince him otherwise
  • while you were sleeping - 19,441/teen - stiles’ life takes a turn when he is mistaken for the fiancé of the woman whose life he saves. things start to get really complicated, though, when stiles starts to fall for laura’s twin brother derek
  • your face is like a melody (it won't leave my head) - 8,386/teen - since age three, stiles has been dreaming of derek. everyone just assumed that derek was his imaginary friend. stiles himself didn't realize that derek was a real person until he heard about the hale fire but by that time, derek and laura had moved to new york
dec 21 2014 ∞
apr 23 2018 +