- Become world chess champion
- Learn Russian
- Collect stamps
- Work in a coal mine
- Grow a beard
- Become a fitness instructor
- Be the fifth wheel
- Seduce the prom queen
- Overdose
- Give birth to a goatboy
- Marry someone you've never met
- Star in a Hollywood blockbuster
- See your face on a backnote
- Be eaten by cannibals
- Shoot the last buffalo
- Update the Karma Sutra
- Become pope
- Grow a tail
- Take a vow of chastity
- Become a Muslim
- Shoot the pianist
- Beat Bjorn Borg at tennis
- Have my own brand of olive oil
- Play the lead in Swan Lake
- Catch the bird that pooped on you
- Memorize an encyclopedia
- Conduct an orchestra
- Get drunk on meths
- Reach Nirvana
- Gate crash the White House
- Own an oil field
- Discover a new continent
- Suck your little toe in public
- Participate in the Olympics
- Head a posse
- Change astrological signs
- Join the French Foreign Legion
feb 10 2011 ∞
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