- If I were a month, I would be: November
- If I were a day of the week, I would be: Tuesday
- If I were a time of the day, I would be: 4 o'clock am
- If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune
- If I were a sea animal, I would be: a narwhal
- If I were a direction, I would be: east
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: an old trunk at the foot of your bed
- If I were a sin, I would be: sloth and despair
- If I were a historical figure, I would be: an eccentric thinker, no one specific is coming to mind...
- If I were a liquid, I would be: chocolate milk
- If I were a stone, I would be: rolling
- If I were a tree, I would be: a mountain ash
- If I were a bird, I would be: a swallow
- If I were a tool, I would be: a thimble
- If I were a flower/plant I would be: a juniper bush
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be: overcast
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a lute
- If I were an animal, I would be: a doe
- If I were a color, I would be: moss green
- If I were a vegetable, I would be: scallions
- If I were a sound, I would be: a whisper
- If I were an element, I would be: air
- If I were a car, I would be: a '69 Volkswagen Beetle
- If I were a song, I would be: Cello Song by Nick Drake
- If I were a movie, I'd be directed by: Sofia Coppola
- If I were a book, I'd be written by: Sylvia Plath, because my life feels that unfortunate
- If I were food, I would be: an English muffin
- If I were a place, I would be: Prague
- If i were a material, I would be: alpaca wool, even though I'm allergic
- If I were a taste, I would be: bittersweet
- If I were a scent, I would be: crisp autumn leaves
- If I were a religion, I would be: transcendental, mystical
- If I were a word, I would be: clairvoyance
- If I were a an object, I would be: a rusty key
- If I were a body part, I would be: the nape of your neck
- If I were a facial expression, I would be: sheepish
- If I were a subject in school, I would be: philosophy
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Eeyore
- If I were a shape, I would be: a triangle
- If I were a number, I would be: zero
- If I were with you, I would be: smiling at your presence
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